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Mapping the folklore and history of the borderland sciences. Conspiracism Taxonomist. Not a satanic sex-cult leader, but I play one in the conspiracy theory blogs. Generally cranky & mildly paranoid. patreon.com/QuacksAnonymous

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So pretentious, he usually sounds like he's waving his finger about as he pontificates.

04.08.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I would advise you not to believe anything you hear on this broadcast"

The best advice Bill Cooper ever gave on his radio show.

04.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrolling through old Newsweeks looking for material on the CSA, I stumbled upon this tidbit in the May 6, 1985 issue.

03.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Angry Trump said alienating top backers, including Miriam Adelson * * *

Just speculating, but I have a theory...
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

02.08.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"'My people are starting to hate Israel,' Trump is quoted as having told the unnamed donor recently, citing a Mideast expert, also unnamed, with contacts inside the Trump administration.

The report describes the donor as 'prominent.'"
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...

02.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It often does, but I don't know the relationship of LL and UC. I'll keep an eye open for it as I go through the 995 issues I've downloaded. Besides some random & targeted looking, I'm only on 36 so far.

02.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
OCTOBER 8-9-10-CSA National Convocation. Christian patriots only who are serious about sav- ing the country. Classes on survival, identity, taxes etc. Col. Jack Mohr, Bob Miles, Richard Butler. Free but pre-registration required. Star Rte. 1, Box 128; Pontiac, Missouri 65729; (501) 431-8882.

OCTOBER 8-9-10-CSA National Convocation. Christian patriots only who are serious about sav- ing the country. Classes on survival, identity, taxes etc. Col. Jack Mohr, Bob Miles, Richard Butler. Free but pre-registration required. Star Rte. 1, Box 128; Pontiac, Missouri 65729; (501) 431-8882.

Scrolling through the 1982 issues of The Spotlight, I happened upon an announcement (not a paid ad) for the National Convocation of The Covenant, the Sword, and the Arm of the Lord.

01.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the Procter & Gamble logo, featuring a bearded face as the moon and 13 stars. 

"SYMBOLISM-Procter & Gamble Co. said that rumors that its corporate trademark (above) has a "satanic connection" had escalated to such a pitch that it was pre- pared to take action to stop the stories. P&G said another version of the rumor was that the moon symbol means P&G has been taken over by the "moonies"-followers of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon. P&G officials called all the rumors "preposterous.""

A picture of the Procter & Gamble logo, featuring a bearded face as the moon and 13 stars. "SYMBOLISM-Procter & Gamble Co. said that rumors that its corporate trademark (above) has a "satanic connection" had escalated to such a pitch that it was pre- pared to take action to stop the stories. P&G said another version of the rumor was that the moon symbol means P&G has been taken over by the "moonies"-followers of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon. P&G officials called all the rumors "preposterous.""

A bit of classic Satanic Panic from a 1982 issue of The Spotlight.
Note that they don't say if they believe P&G or not.

01.08.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

This, 100%.

01.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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CBS News investigation of Jeffrey Epstein jail video reveals new discrepancies A CBS News investigation found discrepancies between the government's description of the Jeffrey Epstein jail video and what the video shows.

"For a case that demanded transparency, it's yet another muddled chapter, raisning more questions than it answers."

www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...

31.07.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LIVING ON THE RUN. When Ted Gunderson quit the FBI, he left behind a decorated career that included an interview for the agency's top job. But now he says he's living on the run, because his employer of 27 years has turned on him and a satanic cult is trying to kill him, The Dallas Morn- ing News reported Sunday in a copyright story. "I just don't understand it," Gunderson told The News in an interview at an undisclosed-south- western city. "I thought they (the FBI) would help me. Instead... they're trying to destroy me." Gunderson, a 54-year-old Nebraska native who headed FBI offices in Memphis, Dallas and Los Angeles, claims his troubles stem from his investigative work for Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald, a Green Beret convicted of killing his wife and two children at Fort Bragg, N.C.

LIVING ON THE RUN. When Ted Gunderson quit the FBI, he left behind a decorated career that included an interview for the agency's top job. But now he says he's living on the run, because his employer of 27 years has turned on him and a satanic cult is trying to kill him, The Dallas Morn- ing News reported Sunday in a copyright story. "I just don't understand it," Gunderson told The News in an interview at an undisclosed-south- western city. "I thought they (the FBI) would help me. Instead... they're trying to destroy me." Gunderson, a 54-year-old Nebraska native who headed FBI offices in Memphis, Dallas and Los Angeles, claims his troubles stem from his investigative work for Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald, a Green Beret convicted of killing his wife and two children at Fort Bragg, N.C.

Burlington Daily Times News, Burlington, NC, January 3rd, 1983

30.07.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's being drawn in by the dark side of the Force, I guess.

30.07.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's certainly a choice to just come out and post that you "completely agree" with a nazi.

30.07.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Theodore L. Gunderson = 219
Whackjob Conspiracist = 219

Theodore L. Gunderson = 219 Whackjob Conspiracist = 219

28.07.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Report #41: Klansmen, Christics, Clowns And Gritz's Populist Party
Report #42: Soldier of Fortune Takes Aim At Gunderson
Report #43: A Spotlight on the Gunderson Device

28.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet more parts up on Patreon for advance patrons:
Report #36: Robert Millar β€” Snitch?
Report #37: OK Ted Gunderson
Report #38: Neo-Nazi in the Centerfold
Report #39: Robert Jay Matthews and the Body-Thetans?
Report #40: Behold a False Flag

28.07.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was about to make sure you saw that, lol.

28.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing Ted's picture near the words "Q Clearance" is just too perfect.

28.07.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, I know where you found that. πŸ˜‰

28.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This story - but the latest in a long litany of conspiratorial conun-
drums routinely appearing in The Spotlight - soon became required
reading nationwide among conspiracy groupies. As might be expected,
the tale grew with each retelling, even to the point of the obligatory
black helicopter being seen, by at least two "witnesses," hovering over
the doomed federal building moments before the blast.

This story - but the latest in a long litany of conspiratorial conun- drums routinely appearing in The Spotlight - soon became required reading nationwide among conspiracy groupies. As might be expected, the tale grew with each retelling, even to the point of the obligatory black helicopter being seen, by at least two "witnesses," hovering over the doomed federal building moments before the blast.

"the obligatory black helicopter"
1996

28.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that it is all in the head of the magician is a convenient paradigm for someone whose math is often incorrect.

28.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Matthews using an e-meter was a turn I did not expect in this story.

25.07.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR
51
PLAYBOY'S INTERNATIONAL DATEBOOK-travel..
PATRICK CHASE
59
THE PLAYBOY FORUM.
61
PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL-candid conversation.
71
CHRONICLE OF AN EVENT-fiction.
KEN W. PURDY
84
PLAYBOY'S SPRING & SUMMER FASHION FORECAST-attire. ROBERT L. GREEN
89
OCTOPUSSY-fiction.
IAN FLEMING 102

THE PLAYBOY ADVISOR 51 PLAYBOY'S INTERNATIONAL DATEBOOK-travel.. PATRICK CHASE 59 THE PLAYBOY FORUM. 61 PLAYBOY INTERVIEW: GEORGE LINCOLN ROCKWELL-candid conversation. 71 CHRONICLE OF AN EVENT-fiction. KEN W. PURDY 84 PLAYBOY'S SPRING & SUMMER FASHION FORECAST-attire. ROBERT L. GREEN 89 OCTOPUSSY-fiction. IAN FLEMING 102

Actually reading Playboy for the articles.

25.07.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conspiracy Puzzle Pieces, Report #37: OK Ted Gunderson | QuacksAnonymous Get more from QuacksAnonymous on Patreon

It's up.
Conspiracy Puzzle Pieces, Report #37: OK Ted Gunderson www.patreon.com/posts/134885...

25.07.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I found you more false flag shit.
It will be on Patreon by tonight.

24.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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bugs bunny is standing next to a bowl of food in a cartoon scene . ALT: bugs bunny is standing next to a bowl of food in a cartoon scene .

Reading a Ted Gunderson report and coming across a name and thinking "don't I remember that name from the Octopus murders?"

Sure enough...

24.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œbanning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic

they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned

24.07.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9726    πŸ” 4594    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 72

i want to note that the christofascist attack on "porn" isn't actually an attempt to make the internet or the world child safe in any real way. these people abuse the fuck out of children and oppose sex education largely because it makes children able to identify and name that abuse

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Report #33: The Order Trial: Pierce Waffles
Report #34: The Spotlight of Fortune
Report #35: Carl Klang

24.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More parts up on Patreon for advanced patrons:
Report #28: False Flags and Bombings, Oh My!
Report #29: The Spotlight Takes Shots At Robert K. Brown
Report #30: City of the Universe
Report #31: A Good Spring Cleaning
Report #32: The Christian Patriots Defense League Preparing For Battle
...

24.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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