Zen Of Mike

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

do you think people used to look at portraits painted of themselves wearing powdered wigs and thought “i can’t believe i ever wore my hair like that”

ICYMI

ah yes, the ancient art of conchillingus

The Cookie Monster possibly high af hanging out in the big Lebowski.

Oscar the Grouch running shit in The Wizard of Oz.

Nothing to see here except Pepe the King Prawn in The Naked Gun.

the movies are better with muppets: thread

His Master’s Voice (1898) by Francis Barraud (1856-1924).

August 11, 2025 vs January 6, 2021

Guess which day Trump called out the National Guard, guess which day he didn’t...

Are you still talking about the BIGGEST political scandal of all-time EPSTEIN & how the president of the United States is connected to the most notorious child-sex-trafficker ever AND is covering up his own involvement???!!!

Good.

#RememberTheUnderageVICTIMS 💔

Me, too chatty at the nude beach:

"Your nipples are like little sunset cherries - I need that color in a lipstick"! 🍒 🍒 💄

Writer Benjamin Percy Partners with Stephen King for Serialized Novel 'The End Times' takes the form a weekly newspaper printed 12 years after humanity was nearly wiped out by a lethal plague.

The End Times is in Forbes. If you're interested in subscribing to the paper, head on over to the @badhandbooks.bsky.social website. We launch in November and you can get a year of storytelling for a $1.25 a month. Plus: for every digital subscriber over 500, we'll donate one dollar to the ACLU.

I like my lovers like I like my mason jars: wide-mouthed and on a shelf in the basement full of tomatoes and sealed against botulism

It going great over on @x the everything app

Thanks for your attention to this matter and please consider giving Elon Musk your financial information 😐

A poster for King Kong vs. Godzilla.

63 years ago:
King Kong vs. Godzilla (JP)
Original title: キングコング対ゴジラ
The advertising director of Pacific Pharmaceuticals, frustrated with the low ratings of their sponsored TV program, seeks a more sensationalist approa...
1962-08-11
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1680

Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue

John Lovelady, wearing a white shirt and checkered jacket, smiles as he holds up Miss Piggy in front of a sign that says "Beverly Hills." (Image courtesy of Muppet Wiki)

"I don’t think any of us realized how important Jim’s influence was going to be in the world of entertainment... He was approachable and funny and appreciative. A buddy. One doesn’t expect a buddy to become a worldwide influence."

Happy Birthday, John Lovelady!

An alligator looks out of the rear window in the back seat of a car.

Mr. Wiggles always gets pretty excited about trips to the dog park.

Not to get all political on here, but instead of calling a group of soldiers on horseback a cavalry they should've called them the 'neighvy'.

Boiling the frog works. Martial law being declared in the nation's capital city is barely a trending topic and we're not even through the first year of the administration.

It’s astounding how the US media has allowed Trump to create his own fact free reality with very little pushback.

@chrisdjackson.bsky.social

Trump pardoned Jared Wise, a January 6th rioter who repeatedly urged the mob to “kill” police officers there. He called the cops Nazis and “the Gestapo”

The same Jared Wise currently serves as a senior adviser in Pam Bondi’s Department of Justice.

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BIGFEETS Episode 52 - The Blood Skull... Jeff is SUPER horny, you can tell on account of all the nose bleeds. Hence... THE BLOOD SKULL. We're on the bleeding edge of some big changes for the AIMS team! Tune in and check out the latest episod

We've gotten the gang back together for another Bigfeets Monday. @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social will tell you all about the blood skull at this link: on.soundcloud.com/PIm2Sb3hrv4A...

YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG BIGFEETS Episode 52 - The Blood Skull...

You can also see the sweet faces of Bigfeet's many co-hosts @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social , and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social on our YouTube channel. If you like to stare at people while they podcast, this is the link for you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9SR...

A judge just blocked the DOJ's bid to unseal Ghislaine Maxwell’s grand jury files—slamming Trump officials for peddling a fake show of “transparency.” Calling it pure diversion, the judge said it was “not full disclosure, but the illusion of such.”

As usual, Stephen Miller & Trump are lying. This is another distraction from the Epstein files.

No 70's cop show ever featured a couple of weed dealing twins whose street name was the doobie brothers & that's just lazy writing.

You don't understand with the power of AI your husband can now have an emotional affair with your Roomba.