Capnjazzhands

Pennywise, in a cover band: this next song is also Float On

(In my best Fred Durst voice) Ladies and Gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish donut

Before the invention of the train, they used to run wagon on your mom

Indy on the same night as Free Throw/TRSH. Going to just be running between the HIFI and Hoosier Dome.

This makes me uncomfortable. Like some uncanny valley type shit.

@jeffwantpoppers.bsky.social and I about to be the oldest people at this same show in a few weeks. Solidarity.

Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry

“Then die”

I’m just giving it my first listen now. I loved the singles. It’s going to be tough to top The Whaler, but I’m looking forward to many listens!

As another Piston great was known to say, “ball don’t lie”.

I listen to Midwest emo. Of course I’m uncool

I think this might be about Trump admitting on camera he actually believed Kilmer Abrego Garcia actually had MS-13 tattooed on his knuckles, completely clueless to the fact it was photoshopped.

Is she there to raise more money to steal from her grandchildren?

Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.

well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...

You fucking dipshit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=07yz...

A bunch of Nate Silver tweets arguing that the Dems should vote no on Cloture

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know etc. etc.

This is what happens when people don’t get their poppers

Because they’re all owned by republicans.

Are we supposed to support awful people just because they’re women? That sounds pretty asinine. I hope that helps!

Logging on and reading the news every morning

Friday music thoughts: Carpool is so good and one of the best live bands I’ve ever seen. Go listen to them.

Looks like I’m busy July 5th!

Yeesh. Speaking of ignorant. Great job there, butthole.

Least helpful shit I can even imagine. You are so weak and pathetic. Jesus Christ.

My dogs when I don’t share my dinner

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

unbelievable loser shit tbh