ghost garbage

I want to but the “you” and “I” in UTI

Being forced to the Hamilton soundtrack for the first time; this cringe ass dork shit makes me want to Baja Blast my brains out

I usually don't post for cops because of ACAB, but I do actually have a very important message for them (and only them):

In a world of Jonathan Rosses, Jesus Ochoas, and Raymundo Gutierrezes... be a Christopher Dorner.

40 years ago today, Big Bird came very close to dying on live television as an astronaut on the Space Shuttle Challenger

The eyes of the children of Gaza will testify against you on the Day of Resurrection

beating a dead drum

You should be able to rate and review the Nicole Kidman AMC Theatres commercial on Letterboxd.

(me, accidentally closing hundreds of tabs that have been open on my browser for years): "Oh no, my tabs!"

just lost whamaggedon 2025

"I asked ChatGPT."

"I asked Grok."

Oh yeah? I travelled to Yggdrasil and gouged out one of my eyes as payment to drink from Mímisbrunnr; in return, I gained unparalleled wisdom. Guess I'm just built different.

bro, I just deadass realized for the first time that the Wizard gave the Scarecrow a fucking GUN when he sent them after the Wicked Witch?!? lmao what the hell

jehovah’s hostile witness

many people think greg abbott was the first politician without a spine to be elected, but turns out it has been chuck schumer all along

SANDWICH GUY NOT GUILTY

excited to watch people lose their entire damn minds over this

you should watch this movie

Give me bass line
Give me dollar wine
God gave me feet for stomping fascists
And that's exactly what I'll do

Give me high life
Give me good times
God gave me feet for stomping fascists

Kristi Noem has a face like a botoxed dog pussy.

eventually ICE is going to kill a protester on camera and the federal government simply does not have enough thugs for what could happen after that

i don't have schizophrenia, i can actually hear your thoughts
#putthepsychicbackinpsychotic

i'm the secretary of war and i am drunk
it is my pleasure to announce my policy of "no more woke" in hot dogs. hot dogs will be normal now, traditional family values christian hot dogs are back

Actually, you can see Enya live in concert if you’re pure of heart. She does secret invite-only shows for people she deems “cool enough;” my friends and I get invited every single time.

we trust that time is linear

it should rain at night. sunny during the day. just a proposal

I committed the grave sin of merely mentioning that the term “womansplaining” doesn’t exist for a reason and now I have to live in my car?

Cancel culture is getting out of control. Please Barbara, take me back.

anthony bourdain stained his own legacy when he said you should never use donuts as buns for a cheeseburger. what an idiot.

is it possible that Marilyn Manson and Sneaker Pimps are the origin of the white girl wall art phrase "Live Laugh Love" with their addition to 1997 soundtrack for the major motion picture Spawn 'Long Hard Road Out Of Hell'?