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Monica Hager

@bitsofmonica.bsky.social

comedy, wrestlegraps, marxist-leninism, shitposting, and finally acceptance. hebraic bruja or something, idk.

16 Followers  |  28 Following  |  62 Posts  |  Joined: 01.09.2023  |  1.6713

Latest posts by bitsofmonica.bsky.social on Bluesky

Years ago WOTC did some market research and found that the average Magic player (not a tourney grinder) collects cards for 2-3 years before quitting. these new players have no investment in the health of the game. it's laughable to call it dehumanization. i miss GPs. the JSS. the magic invitational!

01.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then: Profiles in Courage
Now: I'm so scared of these soy ass nazis, I'm just gonna build them a statue.

20.09.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Voters call out Emilia Sykes @ Ohio town hall for her own corruption: Israel lobby funds. 08/26/2025
YouTube video by Skylark Kralyks Voters call out Emilia Sykes @ Ohio town hall for her own corruption: Israel lobby funds. 08/26/2025

Rep. Emelia Sykes (D) called to account for receiving 200K in the last election cycle from the Israeli lobby last night. Her response? Throw out the protesters, naturally.

www.youtube.com/shorts/cRVbS...

27.08.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if the trannies had just shut up, we wouldn't have to bash their faces in. of course!

14.08.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't sign your toots

27.07.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just your guilty conscious trying to mollify your role in this by placing it on me. By having no standards for your candidate, you guaranteed Donald Trump's return. Unable to deal with that reality, you've projected your untenable emotions onto others who actually did the right thing.

27.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the retoot, Annabell! This conversation definitely doesn't make you look like an amoral jackass!

27.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You care more about your own ass than anything else. Now you're dragging more victims of American Imperialism into your argument so you can maintain some kind of false sense of moral superiority. It's giving BlueMAGA.

27.07.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're really gonna lecture a trans woman about the dangers of Donald Trump?

I am glad the Democrats lost. You are right about half of it.

27.07.2025 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
List of recipients of funds from AIPAC in congress, 1990-2024. Joe Biden listed at the top by over a million dollars over the next closest senator.

List of recipients of funds from AIPAC in congress, 1990-2024. Joe Biden listed at the top by over a million dollars over the next closest senator.

And that's why you supported the President who received more AIPAC money than any other politician in the last 35 years? Out of your love for the Palestinian people? Kinda of a funny way to show solidarity.

27.07.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have the moral courage of thimble. How dare you lecture others after selling out a whole nation of people for nothing? What does Project 2025 have to do with Genocide Joe? Or Kamala "Wouldn't change a thing" Harris?

The democrats love genocide. They just wanna seem morose about it.

27.07.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
DNC attendees cover their ears as the names of dead Palestinian children are read
YouTube video by BreakThrough News DNC attendees cover their ears as the names of dead Palestinian children are read

Babe, you're never gonna be able to wipe this off your conscious. Nor should you. Joe Biden was in the pocket of Israel. Kamala Harris too. They didn't even allow one Palestinian to speak at the Democratic convention.

Seek forgiveness.

www.youtube.com/shorts/EdZRh...

27.07.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm proud of myself for voting against genocide, thanks for noticing annabelle! i hope they clean the graffiti off the library so you can go back to brunch or whatever.

25.07.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi. my username is a play on a serial killer who eats people. i vote democrat. what does the phrase "too on the nose" mean?

25.07.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everything is bigger in texas. like this fucking loser right here.

01.07.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like a job for the mypillow guy. i hear the soldiers asked for blankets too but it was refused as they were deemed too woke.

09.06.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LUCY! You've got some Goonin' to do!

08.06.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jaia Cruz joins the disgustingly long list of trans women of colour jailed for surviving a hate crime

02.06.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1381    πŸ” 433    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

prayers up JoeyJoeJoe. rest up and get your bottom ready for 2028 Mr. President. PS: At least you married a *Doctor*! Heck yeah girl boss 😎

18.05.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, that's too much Cope.

17.05.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an image of a golden pig. it is named "paypig".

an image of a golden pig. it is named "paypig".

guys. what did i tell you about using pornhub trending topics to name your slot machine?!

12.05.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know those people with the political beliefs tied to justice and the liberation of all peoples? probably the bad guys, right? that's what old Ronnie Reagan taught me.

06.05.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know, i checked just to be sure. she's not been on ROH either! i can't even pay tony khan to watch trans people wrestling.

05.05.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey, quick question. i really miss aew superstar Nyla Rose. she hasn't been on television in the calendar year 2025. i think that's the same year Donald Trump became president. but she's still wrestling elsewhere. it's weird, huh.

because AEW is inclusive, and not just cynically targetting a demo.

05.05.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

01.05.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9135    πŸ” 3168    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 59

it's time we admit as a society that being an annoying, pretentious snob is preferable to the alternative

30.04.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

i have a type....

28.04.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another fun fact about lgbt rights in cuba! forced homelessness of trans youth is a criminal offense! it's legally categorized as child abuse! what kind of "freedom" is the freedom to engage in child abuse? if that is the definition of freedom then i do not think "freedom" is a good thing!

26.04.2025 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's sadly worse than this even. in feudalism, the lords had obligations to the lesser classes.

26.04.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

donald trump is so funny bc he was literally sent by god to destroy america but evangelicals think he's the next coming for doing it. cant even point to him and be like "see? my god delivered a tool to cast pox on you sinners" bc they saw the plague and locusts and decided to worship the flood πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

14.04.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

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