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Sara Tabor

@onehotprocessor.bsky.social

I will break your pretty for fun and profit.

145 Followers  |  342 Following  |  69 Posts  |  Joined: 28.07.2023  |  2.2195

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Sending my love, it’s always awful to lose the small one. You gave her a wonderful life.

31.12.2024 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who does?

25.12.2024 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck pipes on exterior walls. And β€œbougie” Levitt houses.

25.12.2024 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

An update: we had our fourth pipe burst in six years. Home ownership is… the best. But the miracle on suburbia street? I successfully installed two Shark Bites without me and my SO cutting each other into tiny bits. Call yo reindeer we did it. We are together another nonsense year. Holly jolly.

25.12.2024 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m bad at remembering to do social media? But yes I’ll try. For you.

04.12.2024 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s called subtext

05.10.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only the Irish would put googly eyes on the humble potate

05.10.2024 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I meant no harm, I’m not out here making space blood potato bricks or anything.

05.10.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

potato blood gods are insatiable

05.10.2024 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Why would you do that. Ruins spooky space season.

05.10.2024 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a screenshot Sara(h) you’ll be okay

05.10.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you can’t brick a water, heaven knows I tried

05.10.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just bloody blood

05.10.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s fine Netflix already bought the rights

05.10.2024 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

name one

05.10.2024 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you don’t know if there’s a third fourth or fifth alternative

05.10.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which came first the potato or the influence

05.10.2024 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t read the article, darth, I just screenshot the facts

05.10.2024 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please stop reskying this abomination

05.10.2024 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blood experiments. And potatoes. I would like to know the long-term durability of blood bricks. Oh, and potato bricks, yeah… potato bricks too of course.

05.10.2024 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of space.com that reads β€œpotatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say” with a hand holding a brick box thing?

Screenshot of space.com that reads β€œpotatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say” with a hand holding a brick box thing?

A lot of potato content in my feed today.

05.10.2024 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 51

I used to work with a guy who was at MECC (the company that developed Oregon Trail and Number Munchers, etc.). He gave a lovely talk about what it was like to develop these games!

03.01.2024 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What is your YouTube channel? I’ll take a peek!

22.12.2023 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does an edible and rowing mix? I feel like I would just get pukey.

20.10.2023 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew no ick ugh

18.10.2023 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but usually I have markedly less cobweb goops all over me.

18.10.2023 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After this week? I’m BATHE.

18.10.2023 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also the Emu Wars are silly times within the penal colony but again (spoiler alert) the emus win.

23.09.2023 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They paid reparations to the effing fishers but uhhhhhhh

23.09.2023 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Right up there with the Emu wars in terms of wars regarding animalia.

23.09.2023 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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