Aidan Cook

People will be referring to them as stronks long after the original (excellent) joke has been forgotten…

1941 - Spielberg

“I’m a bug! Nnneeeeeeeeee”

Seemed to me he’d written the father figure he wished he’d had, instead of the one he got (who turns up in various other works such as Single & Single).

Did they come with trained crew, or just a big manual I wonder?

“Corporal - take four men, go quite far away, see if you can work out how these things work, try not to come back as little piles of ash”

Still, The Long Walk movie looks good, eh?

That is the corner I feel you need to paint yourself into.

“THAT’S ENOUGH!

That’s enough…”

Listening to “I know where Syd Barrett lives” by The Television Personalities, noticed it was on a Trigger Happy TV Ultimate Playlist so I thought I’d give that a listen…

If you chose the music for your shows @realdomjoly.bsky.social , then thanks - it is an absolutely magnificent piece of work.

Woakes and Atkinson in conference
#thecricket #engind

This is fucking mad #engind #thecricket

Hats off to the sneaky 52 part Blake’s 7 podcast-makers that realised they could generate a stream of replies promoting their work to the many thousands of Fesshole followers with this “Fess”.

YouTube video by Flix & Clips LIAM NEESON | Improvisational Comedy | Life's Too Short

I’m glad he found the right vehicle.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yvVF...

I became very aware how I pronounce YouTube after I saw a video of an amused American doing a terrible English accent and laughing at “choob”.

I now go full-on “YouTyoob”.

By 3rd August the Allied advance was still comparatively limited.

Quorn was shelling E-boats in Le Havre (in German hands until mid-September). She sank at night, and many of the men were lost straight away - she broke in two and many were trapped. Sending ships to help survivors was risky.

Also, there doesn’t seem to be a link to the “Build a 74” crowdfunder I’d assume you would have included.

I’m genuinely trying to be helpful, and please don’t block me ;) BUT…

“Dockyark” (the title at the top of the page *may* contain a typo).

Ball in puddle

The new ball:

The weather with a late reminder that this series is being played in England. Fantastic shithousing by the meteorological gods - “Oh, did you think you’d get a result today?”
#engind

Whoops - over two years, my mistake. Yeah, I’m fine with that then.

An EXTRA £1.3m

In ONE year.

UK average salary £33-37k
UK average working life = 37-39 years
£35k x 38 years = £1,330,000

So she’s got a lifetime’s salary for an average worker.

In one year.

Extra.

For being shit.

Signal flag F for Foxtrot

A screengrab of Beck’s no doubt otherwise excellent website.

In the spirit of helpful beta testing, the font/background colour combo makes this pretty impossible on my phone, sorry.

Nothing wrong with a bit of positivity :)

“…but you shag *one* goat, and that’s all anyone remembers!”

Those seem very “glass half full” assessments of both players.

More of an emigration, surely? It’s not like they ever went back.

Still, it explains why we all speak Dutch…oh, hold on…

YouTube video by BIG SPECIAL SHITHOUSE - BS SESSIONS

Already there :)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYfg...

Ethan Ampadu interrupting Piroe's post-match interview with: "Ooh look at me I scored another tap-in." Piroe was quick to point out that they all count.

From @grahamsmyth.bsky.social ‘s match report - That’s the sort of respect and support you want from your captain:
#lufc

I suppose making an absolutely NSFW video in the age of MTV wasn’t the best career move…

I for one welcome the switch to depleted uranium….