Aidan Cook

*yet

His Wiki page explains his racing stables was closed because it wasn’t financially viable. Wasn’t easy to make money when he was banned from training horses for three years.

Wait, what? Banana reefer was a hoax wasn’t it? There’s no way you could get high off smoking dried banana skin…

BBC Radio 2 - Radio 2 Loves Christmas Films - The Twelve Films of Christmas Revealed! Discover what the Radio 2 audience voted as their ultimate Christmas films

Fuck the BBC Radio Two listeners too - “Scrooged” is top 5, but not on this list at all…

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Army veteran shocked by XL bully owner's sentence after attack Martin Griffiths grabbed the dog and held it down until police arrived in Wrexham city centre.

Fuck BBC news - read this story, and then wonder why the headline and first two paragraphs are there at all. Who cares what he thinks? 15 month suspended is nothing.

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And pointing that out just sent me off into a Michael Klenfer rabbit hole…as well as actually being the guy at Atlantic Records that made the Blues Brothers into recording artists…

“He worked on and/or helped launch Bruce Springsteen, Santana, Chicago and many others. “

This revelation is like the record exec in The Blues Brothers “I used to be head bouncer here…”

Yeah, but it’s a very different room. Start of the first clip he swears a bit, the room chuckles, and his excitement level skyrockets. He’s energised by the public setting.

We had a genius tech guy who was pretty quiet, but when he explained a new idea his leg turned into a pneumatic drill.

It’s a while ago now, but the “family”cast of Black Widow hit that note very well.

It’s funnier in real-time - Tanaka executes an elegant knee-slide toward the fans, Willy sprints in behind him to do the same, slides, stops, and just pops up into the air in sheer happiness.

“…Or what worse evil come
The death of friends, or death
Of every brilliant eye
That made a catch in the breath -
Seem but the clouds of the sky
When the horizon fades;
Or a bird's sleepy cry
Among the deepening shades.”

The Tower, Yeats.

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They’re not daft are they? South Korea gave him a gold crown, the UK state visits and magic parade, and FIFA make up an award and give him a big gold blob. Keeps the wheels greased for next summer….

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this . ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

Saw people mention the Villa winner, took an idle look at the table…they’re suddenly only 3 points off the top. I mean I like a bit of drama in football, but…

Jin-Yang, character from TV show Silicon Valley, seeing his hacked internet fridge showing a blowjob mime and the words “suck it Jin Yang”

This was an episode of Silicon Valley…

Double win.

If you find Shaun Ryder wandering the streets, he’s probably come out of hibernation a little early because of the mild weather and is just a little more confused than normal.

The video this princess has kindly made shows the correct procedure to make sure Shaun is safe.

Love Broad Haven.

The muppetry of all involved isn’t just illustrated by your gif, but they actually called their shonky tulip racket “Mistake”?

“IT’S PRONOUNCED MYSTAKE!”

No, no lads it’s not….

I watched it last night on the basis of this, and see what you mean. Obviously difficult to match Downey Jr when it comes to to making dialogue feel natural, spontaneous and snappy but it worked overall. Thanks.

If you’ve not seen Seven Psychopaths, that would be my return recommendation.

Was she just calling you all average?

Don’t know if you saw “Look who’s back” (Er ist wieder da)? Not perfect by any means, but the reactions of contemporary Germans to a man playing Hitler was sobering. Lots of “you’d sort things out round here” stuff.

The tourists asking for selfies on Potsdamer Platz wasn’t great either.

Not too fussed by the World Cup, and certainly not bothered by by the draw, but would be amused if England, Scotland, Wales and Northen Ireland all end up qualifying, simply for the shithousery of it all.

Rest of world: How is that fair?
UK: Who cares!

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie United Passions Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Tim Roth, Sam Neill Movie HD

When you burn millions making a vanity movie about your own organisation, and its main preoccupation is *still* how corrupt you are…

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Hawwo Mister Legion!

“Chris in Liverpool” just requested Republica’s “Ready to Go” on BBC6music - if that’s not a sign, I don’t know what is… #lufc

YouTube video by EMF - Topic Emf (Live at the Bilson)

You made me seek this out, for the first time 30+ years. 20 or so of us, revved up and ready to go out for Edinburgh New Year’s probably ‘91, belting this out at the top of our lungs, bunch of Scots, Irish & English idiots having the time of our lives…

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Endo!

“In 2017 there was not a single asylum seeker who arrived on a boat. Today we have 46,000 a year and do you know why? It was because of the botched Brexit deal pushed through by Boris Johnson and championed by Nigel Farage. Nigel Farage should be here apologising”

Daisy Cooper

It’s only funny if it’s funny, and this isn’t funny any more. Who cares?