fuck all cops

the endless warm drizzle of spring—the ice of Antarctica, falling softly on the heads of the children of those responsible for melting it.

There's lots of data about the usage of web constantly declining, replaced by time on closed platforms (FB, Insta, TikTok) and apps. I think it's true.

What are "only the web can do this" experiences you've seen? I want to create as a big a list as possible

This comes to mind: ciechanow.ski/moon/

Social discomfort
Wish I was an eye floater
Do not look at me

samus from metroid lookin cool and targeting

if a dragon ball guy looked at me thru his eye scanner thing i would register as a pile of golden corral endless chocolate pudding.

i wish i could eat some right now.

the perfect food to drink a lot of.

(pic is me when i get that pudding in my sights)

The real error is carelessly applying IRL social norms to online

A Christmas tree decorated with whataburger cups and boxes

capitalism

When we say defund the police, this is something that funding could be put towards. We don't need to pay police to trash homeless camps when we use that money to make it so less people are homeless. Police take up HUGE amounts of city budgets that could be put towards social good.

“Sir he done dropped again”

WAITRESS: Welcome to I Love The 90s Grill and Bar! What can I getcha?
KID: I want the Macarena And Cheese!
WAITRESS: For you, ma’am?
MOM: The…Rodney King Crab?
WAITRESS: And you, sir?
DAD: The eggs.
WAITRESS: You have to say it.
DAD: *sigh* Jesus Christ. Okay. I’ll take the Sarajevos Rancheros

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Republican anti-trans bills specifically support medically unnecessary genital surgery on intersex infants. Unlike underage trans surgeries, these are actual, commonplace procedures with lifelong adverse effects. Somehow they still claim to care about protecting kids.

she smells weed smells at the weed store

there’s liv osthus! maybe with ranked choice we can rid ourselves of these. at least they can’t also run for council!