I think I had a shirt like that, wonder where it went? 🤔

Firstly, it's important to check your clothes aren't strobing/vibrating. Then to check it's not obvious I'm doing something else on the other screen. Then to see if I've aged terribly since yesterday and still look as if my retirement date isn't next week.

Inspired me to think this...Maybe it will be become a word. After 3 weeks at West Ham, Graham Potter realised he was completely Starmered...

Is there a word to describe really really wanting a job and then one year in realising you don't know what the fuck you're doing? Probably something in German...

Choose your family

The Royle family from the TV programme of the same name.

Adverts should be representative of real British families

What does this even mean?

Why stop at a Wombat Jury, it's time for a Wombat Supreme Court, it couldn't be worse than the human one.

This has made me laugh or smile every time I've seen it this weekend😁

Try stripes

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

Thief! That is all.

But can you hit the high note??😁

It's not Sunday until you go to bed in my mind. If I went out on Saturday night and stayed out until 4, I would say "I was out all night on Saturday". Maybe it's just me...

The problem here is the "next man" was Trump

Dominic West in The Wire?

Which AI did you use? I've had a similar experience of copilot turning notes into a coherent text but it added things I didn't write or the opposite of what I wrote.

I'll see your Marylebone, and raise with a Southwark and Holborn (maybe a bit posh), Greenwich (not Grenitch) Woolwich and Dulwich

Being taught you have the right to be gay, with examples of how you could do it, would be much more interesting than being taught moral values. Shame it never happened😁

I really, really like the first painting in blue and grey, please make me feel better by telling me it was way out of my £250 price range.

People who go into politics often want power, they have principles too, but she chose power.

If only there was some magical means of cleaning a shitty towel. Possibly there was no water or anything soap like in the bathroom. You had no choice but to leave someone else to deal with a shitty towel. Still, you tried to get a cheap joke out of it, well done you.

Spent far too long thinking, what the hell has that number plate to do with Paul Hardcastle. . . I'm tired already and it's not even four o'clock

Oxford Historian Offers Dire Warning With Prediction Of How Long Americans Have To Save Their Democracy. www.comicsands.com/american-dem...

I don't think America is coming back from this. He is just the horrible symptom of a permanent move to anti-thinking, Supreme Court enabled social media driven vengeful populism. Even if he goes others will follow his template, and win. There are no checks and balances left, no real opposition.

Made me laugh enough to forget my bad day and forgive you for telling me that people for some unknown f##king reason still think dumbwit Michael Gove is worth listening to. Also a criminally underrated post

My day is bad enough already...

Did you see Olivia, she was well vulnerable in the night time economy! Legend! (I think that's a direct quote...)