Tony Heugh

Top Secret was so good! The reverse scene is still a thing of beauty today

That's my last day as a sub-contractor, get to be an unemployed layabout for the weekend, then back to the same office on Monday as full time employee 😁

If those cops could go back and talk to 10 year old them, how would they explain that today they were used as a meat shield to protect a billionaires pet project, not the man, his property, not lives, cars
Is that how you imagined your career as a police officer would go?

It's non-toxic, designed for kids to use, does no permanent damage, but until they wash their clothes they will be stinking like a Glastonbury portaloo, and once it hits the news everyone will know why

Saw on TT someone floating the idea of using water balloons with vinegar as a way of dispersing, shall we say, Austrian artist fans, and as great an idea as it is it was pointed out that throwing things can be seen as assault, so here's an alternative...

Fart Spray

Hear me out... 1/2

Not often you can say "It's literally carved in stone"

Did you know that if you type 1 in the first cell of an Excel sheet, then go to cell XFD1048576 and type 1, then Ctrl+Shift+Home, it'll select every cell in the sheet, you can then fill them in black and print 38,190,012 pages
With a lot of people losing their jobs I thought it would be good to know

England is changing the name of the Atlantic Ocean to “England’s great big fucking pond.”

To the board/committee members of Tesla, Space X, PayPal, Starlink:
Are you OK with this?
Are you OK with forever being known as "That business run by a guy who did a Nazi salute to the American flag"
You've no issues with him being your front man?

Just seen someone refer to a certain high profile person as Twitler and honestly I think it's perfect

I notice there's not many Christians mentioning anything about him not actually swearing on the bible, seems like the sort of thing they'd have torn a Dem president down for 🤔

When I saw the picture I thought it might be a still taken out of context, so I checked for the video... he did it twice man, you CANNOT tell me he didn't know what he was doing, there's no dog whistles anymore, it's right there in the Whitehouse

What did Trump actually do? He said he wanted TT banned, the ban went into place, TT said he might help, and then 12 hours later it's back up again and they are thanking him even though he's not in power yet, I know it was all a set up but what did he do to get the ban lifted? Explain it like I'm 5

Finished reading Rounderhouse's #scp -001 proposal and holy hell has he done it again, an excellent tale that expands on a rich and detailed world, no spoilers but the twists and turns were well thought out and although surprising, do make sense, now to try and be patient until the next part!

Describe your in-person social skills with a GIF.

Bit expensive for bog roll

"Any resemblance to medicine, real or fictitious, is purely coincidental"

You guys have some weird advertising laws, in the UK if you tried to peddle a de-wormer as a cure for cancer you'd be sued into oblivion