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15.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa . ALT: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .

15.02.2026 08:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we didnt lose

15.02.2026 07:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fell asleep after work.

anyway

SOCCER

15.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Just reading this made my stomach flip. Worst Person in the world, in my opinion, is the most emotionally devastating movie to ever be filmed and I try to forget it exists except when discussing 10/10s or movies you never wanna watch again.

15.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok so the one guy who’s worked here the longest is the biggest asshole I’ve ever met and an actual psycho. I see why they needed people.

14.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t park there

14.02.2026 18:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

somehow this game ends 3-1? 🔮

14.02.2026 07:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we take the lead
we lose the lead

14.02.2026 07:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU CAN FKN DO THAT?!

14.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s go!!!

14.02.2026 06:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My broke ass has spent the last 4 hours trying to find a way to get cash-back with a virtual card (Your boy only has $18 LMAO) with absolutely 0 luck.

14.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old fellas on the bus really be typing the horniest thing you ever seen in your life on size 450 font

13.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s wild to me that my Round Ball Australia kit is the one that gets the most “nice jersey” compliments per wear. Its all about the collar.

13.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎉 PERTH GOT ONE 🎉

13.02.2026 12:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This game is deeply silly.

#WSWvWEL

13.02.2026 10:01 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

what a shit show

13.02.2026 10:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10 minutes of stoppage time LMAO

13.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After all this time, does the paramount player index still just make no fuckin sense?

13.02.2026 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

13.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think it was just classic VAR. Forced stoppage because someone thinks its worth taking a look at. They take a look at it, watch the penalty happen 10 times, then decide "nah mate no foul" only for a goal to happen moments later because ball simply doesnt lie.

13.02.2026 10:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wsw have now scored 3 goals tonight

13.02.2026 10:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did we beat the team of children? NO.
Did we lose 0-4 to the team of children? FUCK NO.
Small victories.

13.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

LMFAO

13.02.2026 09:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman says she 's a baby in a movie ALT: a woman says she 's a baby in a movie

13.02.2026 09:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lol

13.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There was a women in Vegas who ran a ”Latinos for trump“ grift who within days of the election was already saying she regretted it. Girl. What the fuck did you think you were voting for, if not exactly this?

13.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seeing entire groups of people voting against their own self interest or beliefs is always baffling. Makes me wanna grab em by the shoulders and ask “oh honey who tricked you?” Over and over.

13.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Riftbound new set released today, $115 MSRP already being sold on marketplace near me for $300.

Yall I already give up on this hobby.

13.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So sick of fake news

13.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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