Miranda

The subject of money stresses me out in general but I’ve gotten really obsessed with all the crypto/NFT docs on Netflix not because I’m interested in it on a personal level but it’s just absolutely wild to me????

Literally begging you all to stop using verse when you mean versus. They’re not interchangeable, they’re 2 different words 😭

Minnie as a gremlin🥰

I know we’re all joking about the TikTok ban (myself included) but we really need to address what a scary precedence it sets for the gov to ban an entire app, especially when social media apps are already so censored (including TikTok)

When we lose TikTok where will I see people trauma dump their personal drama??? I need that

I’ve watched enough bad movies this year to know that if you want to do something just go do it. Someone less talented then you did it, so you for sure won’t be the worst out there.

Watched this today

“I need to watch the rest of the Stalked By My Doctor series” - a thought I just had (she’s a Lifetime movie fan)

I saw a video of a water buffalo swimming in the water the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it. The way my soul would leave my fucking body if I ever saw a water buffalo swimming under my boat, my life force would be in the ocean with the aliens, I’d die on the spot.

Forgot about Bluesky again 🫠 we’ll see how this goes

Oops I forgot about you Bluesky😂🫶

The biggest (and most successful) con in history is convincing people that’s it’s normal to pay for basic human needs

Men will play a prank on their girlfriend and it’s just them abusing and then gaslighting them and filming it so they can publicly humiliate them 🥴

It’s the only way to be 💅

Any time someone references it or there’s a meme it always makes me laugh 😂

Ok but are you 👀 pro orca? 🐳