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Award Winning Shitposter. My commitment to the bit is unparalleled. I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

10.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11530    πŸ” 2080    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 41

I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that Billy Madison (1995) lifted its plot directly from Ernest Goes to School (1994).

28.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed

30.09.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol I thought Chuck Lorre and the Stranger Things kids would've been a tip off! πŸ€ͺ

30.09.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was thrilled to get my preordered copy of The Emperor's Twin by @benegotherit.bsky.social a few days ago. In the last 80 pages now and loving it!

30.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Infinite Jest maxi series??? Are we sure this is what David Foster Wallace would want??

30.09.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday Bob

25.05.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can read this, know that it is a certainty that I am your boyfriend

09.11.2023 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose

The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose

Why’s he look like such a slut tho

26.11.2023 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.

Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.

Dude on the Thomas Pynchon subreddit is trying to argue that Pynchon is a Trump supporter and got a post history with this lmao

26.09.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was wondering the same thing

03.09.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.08.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG if true

23.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haven't listened to AFI since Sing the Sorrow and this new single sounds very goth a la Sisters of Mercy.

Is this new for them or have they been playing this style for a while??

05.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Liefeld has always been a shit artist and the subject of ridicule

02.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

22.10.2023 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2900    πŸ” 921    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 30
23.07.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: β€œBisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: β€œBisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 πŸŽ‚

17.07.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9044    πŸ” 3202    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 791

*Ahem*. Awooga?

16.07.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i understand why idiocracy gets a ton of flak now but this is still an all-time visual gag

14.07.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always been my head canon that everyone he works with at the planet knows he's superman, they're just choosing to play along with his charade.

10.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dig the Jazz bass! This one is mine

10.07.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

20 years ago or whatever all we did on social media was post song lyrics out of context and we were so right to do so

09.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Studios stop turning beloved film classics into franchises challenge: failed!

05.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FBI: Do u know Karl Marx

Mahmood Mamdani: Haven’t met him

FBI: No, he's dead

Mamdani: Wow, what happened?

FBI: No, no, he died long ago

Mamdani: Why are you asking me?

FBI: He wrote that poor people should not be poor

Mamdani: Sounds wonderful

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04.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2396    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 57

Cuz you're a thabe

03.07.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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