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Latest posts by maysoon.bsky.social on Bluesky

I went to sleep for like five minutes and came back in the white people like yay we fixed it. I don't believe you.

25.05.2023 10:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 10    📌 0

That's not how you get invited to get invites by knowing someone being around long enough what are you even rambling about? How do I know you're weird site better than you

25.05.2023 01:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The mgmt consultant and tech startup mentor/coach in me is fucking wheezing in Edelman Trust Barometer rn cause OH NO BABY WHAT IS YOU DOING?!

25.05.2023 00:51 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Very few people are excited about federation. It's whatever. What most people care about is safety. This decision is going to reduce how much people trust Bluesky's management team. If they can't even ban outright nazis on their own server in a closed beta, then there is no point to Bluesky at all.

25.05.2023 00:48 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Paul, I know you're taking the hits because you're the one able and willing to reply right now, and it isn't your call, it's @jay.bsky.team's call. But this is a huge mistake your team is making. This is going to drive people off your platform.

25.05.2023 00:44 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

so glad we all remembered the part of the nazi bar story where the bartender sends a little email that says that if they are still a nazi tomorrow, then there may be consequences

25.05.2023 01:00 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit you're so bad at this holy shit I volunteer as tribute dude let's do this hire some non Mayo people to help you. Oh this is so bad how do you even say this out loud

25.05.2023 01:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I do not have the emotional bandwidth to handle this so logging off for a bit til the “do we or don’t we kick off people that literally self-ID as Nazis and see trans people as rejecting God” debate’s resolved AND I hope you’re ok, Paul! Medical emergency-adjacent is never a fun place to be.

25.05.2023 00:43 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Paul’s On Top Of It: New Tv series stars Paul as a guy who everyone brings problems to and he realizes he’s already been in the midst of solving them for days when they explain the problem.

25.05.2023 01:06 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Then, don't fucking launch dude if you don't know how to deal with Nazis, you're not ready to launch

25.05.2023 01:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to therapy (my kitchen) so I can better myself (try new flavors of soup)

25.05.2023 01:12 — 👍 75    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 1

I’m gonna go ahead and predict that this guy is not going to be able to colonize Mars.

25.05.2023 01:36 — 👍 103    🔁 13    💬 6    📌 1

they can. they don’t want to. that is the lesson.

24.05.2023 23:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Also on some older millennial shit with names ?

Don’t care what your intent. Stop babying or enabling nori.gay attempt to make this about Aveta could have reached out

Public/private is a common abuse tactic to assert dominance

And it’s especially violently used against Black women

24.05.2023 15:21 — 👍 55    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 3

Sorry but what? Ron de Ridiculous is 44?

Holy fuck!

I’m Welsh and assumed he was a dinosaur with his archaic ways.

24.05.2023 22:16 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Amazing reporting from the Washington Post's Hannah Natanson, who looked at requests to ban books in more than 100 school districts across the country, and found that the majority of them were filed by .... 11 people.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2023/05/23/lgbtq-book-ban-challengers/

23.05.2023 14:40 — 👍 313    🔁 206    💬 9    📌 33

Eleven people . Eleven mostly white women have lead to people being chased from jobs, cities, states

Over taking care of their targets and we’re HERE NOW

And still we do not address that

This is what’s blocking so much

ELVEN PEOPLE

24.05.2023 20:37 — 👍 30    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 1
Yair Rosenberg: Let's start with the tweet that kicked off the whole controversy. Last week, Musk goes on Twitter and writes, "Soros reminds me of Magneto." What did you think of this comparison when you saw it?
Amichai Chikli: First of all, I hadn't seen it at the beginning. I just saw the waves of reaction. I listened to what was being said in the media. I saw Soros becoming the victim. I saw Elon Musk becoming the vicious anti-Semite. And it sounded ridiculous to me.
Rosenberg: So you didn't see the specific thing that he
wrote.
Chikli: I was responding to the trend and not directly to the tweet. Obviously, before I wrote something, I learned about the tweet. But I was responding to the

Yair Rosenberg: Let's start with the tweet that kicked off the whole controversy. Last week, Musk goes on Twitter and writes, "Soros reminds me of Magneto." What did you think of this comparison when you saw it? Amichai Chikli: First of all, I hadn't seen it at the beginning. I just saw the waves of reaction. I listened to what was being said in the media. I saw Soros becoming the victim. I saw Elon Musk becoming the vicious anti-Semite. And it sounded ridiculous to me. Rosenberg: So you didn't see the specific thing that he wrote. Chikli: I was responding to the trend and not directly to the tweet. Obviously, before I wrote something, I learned about the tweet. But I was responding to the

The guy in the Israeli government whose job it is to stand up against antisemitism in the diaspora just claimed that he didn’t even read Musk’s tweets about Soros before rushing to defend Musk.

These people could not be more open about how little they care about diaspora Jews. Amazing.

24.05.2023 22:11 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Jack Dorsey shares RFK Jr. video echoing conspiracy theories Dorsey, the co-founder of Twitter and the head of Block Inc, has previously supported unconventional Democratic candidates.

Jesus Christ. Get this guy off the fucking board stat https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/jack-dorsey-block-nostr-kennedy-twitter-conspiracy-theories-vaccine-rcna86063

24.05.2023 22:05 — 👍 152    🔁 52    💬 8    📌 15

You are such a bad person @jack you literally had the most influential #FreeSpeech platform in the world and you were like I'm gonna sell it to #fascists and start over 😺  why are you making us all start over jack? Why? You failed the #spiderman test

22.05.2023 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

So you shouldn't have taken responsibility if you can't handle it, the white tears are not helping.

25.05.2023 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are such a bad person @jack you literally had the most influential #FreeSpeech platform in the world and you were like I'm gonna sell it to #fascists and start over 😺  why are you making us all start over jack? Why? You failed the #spiderman test

22.05.2023 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

#Scouse

20.05.2023 12:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll definitely give the new DMB album a few more listens

19.05.2023 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Damn it, now I need to listen to DMB.

29.04.2023 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

porcupine self quilling memes should exist and I challenge you all

20.05.2023 12:10 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1

Therapist: "so let's talk about your coping mechanisms."

Me:

20.05.2023 12:10 — 👍 72    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

#Scouse

20.05.2023 12:33 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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#kittens #ShinyMisfits

20.05.2023 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ShinyMisfits

20.05.2023 12:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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