Paul Murphy

Our game of Pictionary was *so* tedious I had to turn away. Oh well, Back to the drawing, bored!

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It's terrible; My sweet old grandmother insists on setting all her gossip to poetry. And to make natters verse…

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As a classical musician, the most tedious instrument to play is the triangle... it's just one Ting after another.

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- I was on the London Underground with the New Zealand rugby team heading to a Star Wars themed fancy-dress party when they burst into their traditional ceremonial dance.

- Tube Haka?

- No, Han Solo; I'm not that hairy!

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- Venice isn't what it used to be. The canals are filthy, piazzas unkempt, stray animals sleeping on boats…

- Gondola dogs?

- Well, I wouldn't say it's deteriorated quite that far!

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"A Jar Full Of Daffodils!"

#SundayYellow
#NaturePhotography
#Nature
#Springtime

Thank you! 😊

Opinion, a subjective perspective 🖤 #shotoniphobne #mobilephotography #blackandwhite

Oh, definitely Alien Eggs! :-)

Thank you, Rike! :-)

"Mathematical Representation! "

#Blackandwhitemacro
#Monochrome
#NaturePhotography
#Nature

"Spring Is Just Around The Corner!"

#Springtime
#Nature
#Gardening

- Whilst on Safari our tour party was suddenly surrounded by a large group of angry, tusked beasts!

- Herd of Elephants?

- Of course I have, but these were definitely warthog!!!

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A modern-day version of "Bugsy Malone" has been produced based upon the infamous "Krispy Kreme Cartel".

In the final climactic scene the cops burst into the factory all bun's glazing!

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"Fake Baobab!"

#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature

First day on the job at the Pottery Factory and I fell asleep in the kiln. Needless to say I was Fired!

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"Off In All Directions!"

Have a wonderful 2025! 😃🎆

#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#HappyNewYear

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"Generations-Old Sweet Chestnut Looks Positively Prehistoric!"

#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature
#SweetChestnut

The dishes in this year's MasterChef series are becoming more and more surreal. We've had Grilled Earlobe, Roast Lips & Sautéed Nostril, yet, strangely, no one battered an eyelid!

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When I remarked that he had 'Jug Ears'; my word, his face was a Pitcher!

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You can never have too many roses! 😁

I still have one or two blooms clinging on, but a few more days and it will all be over for the year 😔

Thank you :-)
It's always a shame to see the end of them, but at least spring is only a few short months away!

"Delicate Frosting!"

Happy #RoseWednesday!

#Rose
#Gardening
#NaturePhotography

"Huge Specimen!"

#ThickTrunkTuesday
#Trees
#Nature

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- With the sharp rise in equestrian related accidents Down Under they've set up a dedicated medical centre along the bridle path.

- Horse Trail E.R.?

- New Zealand I believe.

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"Festive Feast!"

#Nature
#NaturePhotography
#Christmas