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Professor Stephen Hawkwind

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Whatever you say, Mr Billboard!

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I presume the first are models, judging by Ace's hands, whilst the second is puppets or possibly even masks.

15.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bit rich for the gunman to be passing judgment on a rudeboy.

15.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baggy is back, but more Dad Jeans than Daddy Cool.

15.02.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing that I always find uncanny when watching 7th Doctor stuff set in the present is how close and modern the fashion seems to be to now. Compared to, say, the hang glider collars and cord flares of the seventies.

15.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It's adjacent to the part of the brain that Craig Charles has labelled 'The Goon'. That part of you that thinks, when you see a particular stunt or dance routine on the telly, "I bet I could do that"

15.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Range Rover?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

14.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Two Alan Moore's for tonight.

14.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She did do a Hammer House of Ding Dongs episode.

14.02.2026 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We better understand the importance of hydration, these days. Thanks to seeing our parents always complaining of being tired and having headaches after work.

13.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Avon wishes he was Poirot, he's more Miss Marple.

13.02.2026 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Women drivers, eh?

12.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just seen that Tobey Maguire is dating someone who was born around the same time he was making Spider-Man 3...

12.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching Star Trek: Voyager and just clocked the transporter technician has a massive coke nail.

12.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This looks like uncannily like my nan and our Aunt Joy. Especially if the one on the right is a devout Christian who drives like Stirling Moss.

12.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll keep my peelers out for them. The Watford WHSmith is usually good.

12.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a milkman.

12.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The license fee paid for them in the first place, you fucking moron.

11.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone got a spare ticket for Warriors of the Deep at the BFI please? Thankings in advance.

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Reading about Bad Bunny doing the Superb Owl half time show, and have only just realised I was confusing him with Jive Bunny.

09.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The best job has to be Dave in the brig. Does shit all, all day.

09.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fictional characters that would be in the Epstein files. I'll start:

09.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry to hear of the passing of Brad Arnold. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones at this difficult time.

youtu.be/o-_mfNSlhtM?...

08.02.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also think it doesn't help bringing back writers like DC Fontana and John DF Black. It's a pity that you had such a prick like Maurice Hurley at the reigns, as his causing an exodus of staff meant losing the brilliant Tracy TormΓ©.

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Could borrow Darrow's wig.

07.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No accounting for taste. Takes all sorts.

07.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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