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REPOST. Commentatorballs: These are real quotes from real sports commentators, sent in by readers. From An Evening with Private Eye 2024.
24.11.2025 18:21 — 👍 143 🔁 32 💬 5 📌 3
Am I the only person thoroughly unsurprised that so many right-wing ragebait accounts are run from abroad?
The same thing happened on Facebook when they introduced page transparency.
The big question is whether it will change behavior. My prediction is it won't.
1/3
24.11.2025 13:01 — 👍 478 🔁 89 💬 18 📌 3
Allegedly, the watercolour paintings were lovely...
24.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
24.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"I was confident that Ryanair would match your public spiritedness by refunding you the £100 fee as a goodwill gesture. I was naive."
Some epic shithousery from Ryanair here, impressive.
24.11.2025 09:59 — 👍 71 🔁 28 💬 7 📌 2
Happy to vote with my credit card and fly with a different carrier.
24.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I have to prioritise my workload and I am afraid, this will have to wait*
*one or two millennia
24.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Joking aside, that is an interesting article.
24.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe it is because of the diet, but this seems to kick in at a younger age in the low countries....
24.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's amazing how often I have cause to post this cartoon of mine. Two armchairs vulgarly roasting each other.
24.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 467 🔁 100 💬 4 📌 4
Do I even want to know?
‘Blowing Bubba’
?
24.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Economic Impact of Brexit
Other
Project Fear...?
"These estimates suggest that by 2025, Brexit had reduced UK GDP by 6% to 8%, with the impact accumulating gradually over time. We estimate that investment was reduced by between 12% and 18%, employment by 3% to 4% and productivity by 3% to 4%."
siepr.stanford.edu/publications...
24.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do Childhood Vaccines Cause Tornadoes?
It hasn’t been ruled out.
From The Atlantic:
Do Childhood Vaccines Cause Tornadoes?
It hasn’t been ruled out.
#EpiSky #PublicHealth
23.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 51 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 3
How many?
A lot of "Glühwein" is a a crime against humanity
24.11.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In his "defence": he is an imbecile and the probability that he has completely thought through what he vomited out is low.
24.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
And now you do what they told ya
But now you do what they told ya
Well now you do what they told ya
Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they’re the chosen whites
24.11.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Website of artist, cartoonist & tweeter Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist, cartoonist and prolific tweeter Moose Allain. Please fell free to have a poke about.
A great way to fight back against AI taking away work from creatives is to buy art by actual humans.
(Reply to this post with your own art/website etc. But only if you’re an organic life-form).
www.worldofmoose.com
28.03.2025 07:50 — 👍 1115 🔁 519 💬 264 📌 69
I just noticed that someone else mentioned them in this thread as well.
24.11.2025 10:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I recently researched a potential German client. > 100€ million turnover, family owned, chemical company.
Very detailed information online for 1910s to 1935 and then again 1945 until now.
Not so much for 1935 to 1945 but they were a lot bigger in '45 than before...
24.11.2025 10:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Looks lovely
24.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The beautiful South
24.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
bsky.app/profile/jvdr...
23.11.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that burn crosses
23.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
23.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 4703 🔁 786 💬 44 📌 24
Cartoon by David Horsey.
23.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 5649 🔁 2278 💬 147 📌 90
23.11.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shopify advertising had been immensely powerful.
I'll never buy Shopify. The ads are horrendous.
23.11.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Palliative care doctor 👩🏻⚕ Author 📚 Winner: 2025 Women's Prize for Non-Fiction 🫀 Founder: Hospice Ukraine 🇺🇦 Rep: Clare Alexander at Aitken Alexander 📝
www.drrachelclarke.com
Actress, narrator, writer, loves ancient Greek. Charity ambassador for DementiaUK. 💙 Trustee for The National Covid Memorial Wall. ❤️ Immigrant.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Opinions are my own (but they are correct)
https://mattdpearce.substack.com
Made in Sheffield. Home is a small Dutch village. Stockcars, SWFC, Rugby Union. 💛Overijssel 🩵Scotland ☘️Ireland 🟦Yorkshire. Languages: English, Dutch & some German. Politically Left Green. Generally friendly. Loathe Fascism, Nazism & Racism.
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CUNY Astro prof, AMNH research assoc, runner, astronomer, crafter, camper, gardener, mom, all opinions completely my own (she/her)
Shooting the breeze on Irish, EU and world affairs, history, language(s). #speirgorm
A bit of a pedant, advocate of colonic irrigation of sentences.
Location: 🇺🇸 shitshow to the left of us< 🇮🇪 > 🇬🇧 shitshow to the right
Chair of Bremain in Spain, citizens' rights & anti-Brexit activist
Pro: Europe, rejoin, immigration, freedom of movement, SM & CU, PR, overseas constituencies, net zero
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(9.10.25)leider mindestens 3x🦠alle Bilder mit Alt Text = Repost -
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Studeerde rechten en sociologie, Werkte bij Faculteit Rechten UvA, BZK, Justitie, Reorganisatie Politie, Deloitte
Interim-manager o.a Gemeentesecretaris Leiden, Lid GemRaad Amsterdam, Lid 2e Kamer.
Boek over Italiaans fascisme. Proefschrift over politie.
Professor of Religion and Jewish Studies, Sarah Lawrence College. PhD in Religious Studies, University of Chicago. Globalist elite and Thing-in-Itself-hating Jew. Husband of @petticoatshrink.bsky.social. He/Him/הוא/ער
Social worker, trauma therapist, mom, musician, nerdy Jew. Consummate pinko cuz I’m too commie for the libs and too lib for the commies. Married to @joelhs.bsky.social. Gotta remember to post about medieval food history and fun stuff to preserve sanity.
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Preferred pronouns? Buddy I got no idea. Buddhist, lover not a fighter, perpetually tired, historian in training, and professional nerd. Loves birds, science fiction, religious studies and poetry!