NordicEden

My dnd-players today: "we're gonna be so mission-oriented, we'll hit all the milestones and level up in no time!" Proceeds to spend the session cuddling animals, shopping new outfits and trying to matchmake an uncle with the pretty bartender.

An orange square next to the words, "The Impossible Game"

Cover art of "The Last of Us pt 1"

So in just TWO DAYS I'll be celebrating FIVE YEARS of being an Affiliate on Twitch! I'll be playing the Impossible Game and getting a head start on October's playthrough of The Last of Us pt 1, and I have a bunch of new crap to fling at you, so you should absolutely drop by stream!

No stream today, as my capture card took one look at me and decided I have no business going live this morning. Am exhausted. Also in the market for a new capture card. Thank you and goodnight.

a screenshot of super mario 64 with a red m on his hat Alt: The starting screen of super mario 64

My family technically had the NES first, but that was mostly my brothers'. MINE was the N64 and it will always be special to me

A waterfall framed by vegetation, seen from the edge of a ridge.

The destination of this week's 2.5-hr hike. Didn't fall in. Happy about that.

Adult cat eating food and kitten watching from safe(ish) distance, both sitting in window sill.

Dog and kitten lying next to each other, studying each other.

Fluffy, tricolor kitten sleeping

Fluffy, tricolor kitten talking

Two weeks ago we brought the cuddliest, most talkative kitten into our house and she is thriving (and the older pets are adjusting as expected). Say hi to Katja!

a green cartoon character is standing in a room holding a book . Alt: a green character from the game PEAK, dancing in the lobby holding a passport.

Trying something new today. Letting you know I'm streaming BEFORE stream ends! Holy shit. Am gonna try climbing a mountain. Right here: twitch.tv/nordiceden

🧵 #14

Ono: And then she can sit on my back!
Rilith: Maybe. If it’s absolutely necessary.
Ono: I don’t think she’d like to sit on my face.
Rilith: Well, you never know.
Ono: Then it would get hard to walk.

The quotes do not get less unhinged as time passes.

🧵 #13

Ono: When I get really angry and disappointed, I feel it helps to kinda… kill something.
Rilith: Okay… But that’s what I did?
Ono: Yeah, but don’t kill what I’m holding.
Rilith: Alright. Fair enough. Next time I’ll kill something you’re not holding.

I'm so good at promoting my own content, Banana does it a full two days before me. Anyway, need a laugh?

I still crack up every time I watch it 😭😂

Just here to let you all know I streamed today. Most streamers would post a message like this at the START of said stream, to give you all a chance to show up. Couldn't be me, though. Would require thought, and I'm pretty sure that's melted.
Anyway, I'm back from my holidays! Still Alive!

👀

An alert, good dog, staring intently at something off camera

A dog sniffing along a trail in the woods.

Outdoor selfie of Eden and Junior.

A pond in the woods, next to a path.

Some glimpses of an Offline Wednesday

a man in a plaid shirt is holding a cross with the words out of this house above him Alt: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a cross with the caption "out of this house"

begone, satan

🧵 #12

Rayce: If you wanna flay, I have a knife.
Ono: If he doesn’t want peace, I would love to flay. Flay or Peace.
Rilith: The two genders.

Dragostea Din Tei. I will 100% resort to violence.

🧵 #11

PLAYER: I walk jauntily around, cutting off goblin ears.

the best dnd. Obviously.

🧵 #10
After several rounds of truly awful attack rolls, in a session where the DM's first words were to tell the players they had to remember where they kept their weapons.

PLAYER: There’s no wonder the quarterstaff doesn’t work, it’s in the sleeping bag.

*dusts off thread* ahem...

#9

Ono: Put down your weapons or I’ll use you as pants - and you look about two sizes too small.

There was only one picture up at my first glance, but I just thought, "makes sense. Work in progress. Pretty water."

A dog (hygenhund) on his back in a couch, enjoying the sun, with zero shame.

In a weird show of acrobatic prowess, my dog managed to pee on his own back today.

BUT LOOK AT THE SQUIRREL

Like... all of them. I've not had the chance to try any but d&d so far. Call of Cthulhu is probably at the top of the list, followed by Daggerheart.

The barbarian of my dnd-group got some new fashion accessories this weekend. A pair of ogre's testicles turned into pouches tied in place under her skirt (to keep her frogs safe..the frogs have since escaped). And a bikini which is just the skin of two rodents of unusual size plastered on her boobs.

Overheard my 10-year-old playing a card game with her gran. Gran lost focus and didn't realise it was her turn.
10yo: "who did you think we were waiting for? Jesus?"
I love your whole sassy self with my whole heart, baby girl.

a black and white cat is curled up on a couch . Alt: a black and white cat is faceplanted on a couch

As a kid I was adamant it would be a panther, but now I'm pretty sure it would be a house cat