You deserve it man and props to @knowledgefight.bsky.social for introducing me to your humor!!

If you all are so unoriginal as to have one joke, can you at least make it funny?

Weird how this never happened before a shitload of FAA officials were fired under trumps EO. I’ll bet it’s because we fired all the white ones huh?

Wow, woke can crash planes? Here I thought it was firing a substantial percentage of the federal workforce.

Do we really think it matters? Matt Gaetz will be renominated to the newly formed “office of underage panty fondling” and maga will erupt in thunderous applause.

It is when you believe that Jews have space lasers.

If dipshits want to say it’s okay for elon to Nazi salute because he’s autistic, I’m ready to let my autistic friends know it’s okay to kick red hats in the dick.

“But he’s autistic”

I don’t care if he’s fucking paraplegic, it’s still okay to punch nazis.

So just like everything else in his life, elon couldn’t come up with his own racist salute so he had to “borrow” one that’s already invented.

For real though, we are all fucked. What a dystopian nightmare of a day.

The original silent hill. I pulled an all nighter with school the next day to play more because I couldn’t get it out of my head.

Pummel my testicles to a bloody, messy pulp with a meat tenderizer.

Can’t wait to see their first collab, “viagra squad”.

They would but how else are they going to cover up evidence of their underground adrenochrome factories? C’mon MTG, use some fuckin common sense.

His arteries have to be filled with McDonald’s pink slime at this point right?