Life lesson: a roasted chicken takes as long as a roasted chicken takes
14.02.2026 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alibera.bsky.social
I run a BA in Comedy Writing and Performance. I have worked at The Second City for longer than I am comfortable admitting to. I read a lot of books.
Life lesson: a roasted chicken takes as long as a roasted chicken takes
14.02.2026 00:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Antique land - memorized it a while ago
08.02.2026 01:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I met a traveler from an ancient landβ¦
08.02.2026 01:18 β π 16 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0ICE is running a βconveyor beltβ of illegally detained Minnesota families.
Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota.
The cruelty is endless.
Sheldon Patinkin used to tell a story about someone telling Andrea Martin how much they liked her on SCTV and adding that they loved the other three women on the show with her. All of those three women were Catherine O'Hara. Brilliant, funny, able to be over the top and simultaneously vulnerable.
31.01.2026 11:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Done
26.01.2026 12:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0User @backintimeag: The text βKirsten will be happy when ICE gets the fuck out of Minnesotaβ over a picture of 1850s immigrant and Minnesota-dwelling doll character Kirsten Larson in the snow.
In case anyone was wondering how itβs going over on American Girl doll Instagram
25.01.2026 22:21 β π 14152 π 2626 π¬ 103 π 105Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
24.01.2026 21:41 β π 33692 π 10463 π¬ 446 π 422Former special counsel Jack Smith offered a robust defense of his derailed efforts to prosecute Donald Trump, telling lawmakers in his first public testimony that the president βwillfully broke the very laws that he took an oath to uphold.β https://wapo.st/4qFjsSX
23.01.2026 12:30 β π 226 π 78 π¬ 8 π 7But when I asked an organizer what they wanted to see out of press coverage, they told me they wanted people to see the beautiful things they are building here, and not just the worst stories of the worst of ICE's crimes.
What people are doing here is beautiful. It's a tragic beauty, but a real one
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
19.01.2026 12:56 β π 3986 π 1644 π¬ 128 π 232In improv, thereβs an adage βplay the scene youβre inβ I think weβd all like to be in a world where the left could argue over minor points of policy. But this moment demands that we all work together to bring our country back from the move to fascism.
18.01.2026 12:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have been thinking much the same thing. And that the point of these βoperationsβ is less immigration enforcement and more to make blue cities feel fear.
12.01.2026 12:58 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him
10.01.2026 14:37 β π 6620 π 1959 π¬ 166 π 97For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Goodβs vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
08.01.2026 15:35 β π 24906 π 9107 π¬ 456 π 358Excellent, damning analysis of the video of the killing of Ms Good, from the NYT, including a quick debunking of the βevidenceβ the President showed other Times reporters last night.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
As you listen to DHS and ICE offer their excuses and justifications for murdering an American mother in cold blood, a quickly-forgotten reminder from Chicago:
www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...
Important context for claims that the Nicole Renee Good was obstructing/assaulting officers before she was shot & killed:
The last time immigration agents shot a woman (Marimar Martinez, Chicago) they made similar claims. Prosecutors have already dropped the charges www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
The right wants to talk about fraud? Somali fraud? Okay, give me 60 seconds.
07.01.2026 01:41 β π 7827 π 3123 π¬ 174 π 212Every once in a while I am struck again by the notion that if you cast someone who looks like Stephen Miller to play the evil government guy, everyone would say it was unbelievable because he looks too much like a villain
06.01.2026 13:06 β π 48 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Treating people as things comes to my mind almost weekly lately.
25.12.2025 18:29 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Listen to Ben Shapiro for even 30 seconds and he is so so clearly a Debate kid
21.12.2025 21:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like there is also a huge media-based pipeline of content designed to get men to gamble on sports but no one is postulating that this was a demand-driven phenomenon of men with "having excess money" problems.
18.12.2025 00:55 β π 366 π 35 π¬ 6 π 3Iβve been thinking a lot about Albert Brooks, best friends since they were 16.
17.12.2025 11:27 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"No one controls the music, Mr. Pretty - you know that. It just turns up when people have had enough. No one knows where it starts. People look around, and catch one another's eye, and give each other a little nod, and other people see that. Other people catch their eye and so, very slowly, the music starts and somebody picks up a spoon and bangs it on a plate, and then somebody else bangs a jug on the table and boots starts to stamp on the floor, louder and louder. It is the sound of anger, it is the sound of people who have had enough. Do you want to face the music?"
(From Pratchett's "I Shall Wear Midnight")
I hope, oh, do I hope, that I do not have to wait until 2026, or 2030, or until I die, for the rough music to begin to play for Trump et al.
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
13.12.2025 17:13 β π 2064 π 667 π¬ 104 π 86Pretty sure that one of my students pitched this exact thing for five ish years ago for an Onion headline assignment
06.12.2025 13:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How about we worry less, as a society, about whether individuals might be cheating to get a disability accommodation or some help buying food, and more about whether extremely wealthy people and corporations are paying their fair share of taxes?
02.12.2025 21:42 β π 3110 π 830 π¬ 48 π 29Rishi has a set of sparkling teas that arenβt sweet and have a bite that feels like a grownup alcohol drink without the alcohol
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