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i don’t know who needs to hear this but… just eat a bunch of cheese

I Sat Weird for an Hour and Now I Need Physical Therapy: A Memoir

If the apocalypse hits and blankets become currency, my family is going to be rich AF.

How do you tell someone that their new tattoo looks like it’s 10 years old already 😅

The Colors Within was a beautiful movie I highly recommend y’all go see it 💞

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

I literally had no issues with them before. They didn’t even smell. But I gag every time I take them now

Whoever decided to throw an “orange scent” on my vitamins count your fucking days

Who up feeling ominous

David Lynch in sunglasses saying ‘I hope you are all having a lot of fun working on your favourite projects’

How to spend today

do you ever have days when music just hits different? like suddenly every song on the playlist you've listened to 800 times is a spiritual experience for some reason

ooo I love fantasy and can definitely get behind a good smutty romance! We should chat books 💞

magikarp coded

I've also been working on embroidery during the ban (as short as it was) What kinds of books do you like?

Them: I feel so stupid.

Me: well statistically speaking you just might be, but carry on.

*Me as a therapist.

Homework should be illegal when you're sick

I finally finished my first project!!!

#embroidery #ddd

Seriously considering being sent to the ocean for my health

Well it definitely payed off ☺️

I love the colors on this

apparently I have to "eat food" to survive wtf

Current POV

All those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.

Oh man this is STUNNING

A reminder that if you’re eating at a restaurant for Christmas TIP EXTREMELY WELL

Don’t be an asshole

I have two modes:
1. Not post anything for weeks or months
2. Post every thought I've had in those weeks and months within 5 minutes

I started mapping the most effiecent route to every aquarium in the US at about 2 am
so that's how I'm doing

ready to ruin my republican father in laws christmas 💞