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twitter ad from "the token shop" featuring a camo mini edition of the big book of alcoholics anonymous, with a picture of said camouflage cover of the alcoholics anonymous text

look there's a lot to say about everything involved here and I generally believe in problematic roads to a positive goal but I feel like the aura of this mildly cursed object screams for therapy it cannot receive

Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed

behold: a woman

At least arguably!

To be fair, if someone was going to write me as a villain, “guy who is smarter and funnier than everyone else and also fucks” is probably the best case scenario

I recommend taking a little hike and listening to the audiobook of Stag Dance. The physical exertion made me feel marginally less stressed about it, or maybe I was just processing the stress in real time. Torrey Peters, man.

But they don’t have a case. This problem doesn’t exist. Would you feel more comfortable with “mealy-mouthed coward” than “transphobe”?

i dont want genAI. i dont want AI music or art or emails or whatever. what i want is for each roomba to have a unique personality

We all know the tells for when men write women characters. They’re always thinking about how thin and be-titted they are, for one.

A tell for women writing male characters is the phrase “[adjective] bastard.”

“He’s a smug bastard.”
“You love what a cocky bastard I am.”

We don’t talk enough about how many snakes have these honking big bicycle seats for heads. Have you ever seen a red diamond rattlesnake? Ridiculous. A copperhead? How do you carry that thing around, you goof?

I really wanted them to be fun!

I tried putting on the first Netflix Fear Street movie for some light background watching while I did a chore, and heads-up for some wild transphobia.

Then I made the mistake of seeing what other people thought, and the internet is full of cis gays being like, “Shut up, it has lesbians.”

Former Navy Elephant Seal here, with some anti-fascist toolkit advice.

Comms: Uniden SDS100 radio (Can pick up 90% of scrambled ICE and Fed, local police comms

Teargas: Mira CM-IO1 or MSA respirators. (Any activated charcoal filters work ok on teargas)

Handcuff/zipties: Gall Handcuff key

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There’s this sadly out-of-print short story collection from 1971 called The Language of Cats where the title story is about a man who learns to speak cat language, and the moral is that persian cats are fucking liars. Anyway, human ingenuity is good

I do NOT like sexually threatening Gareth

I’m exhausted and neither my physical nor mental health are doing amazing, but the DS9 episode where there’s a mirror universe and both Sisko and Kira are sex pests apparently exists, so

Thanks, bud!

Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become

The house in Burbank with the synchronized lights and radio station and the one in Toluca Lake with the blown plastic carolers

Hey! I’d love to get your resume for future projects

(c) The Secretary of State and the Secretary of Homeland Security shall review and adjust, as needed, policies permitting admission to the United States of males seeking to participate in women's sports, and shall issue guidance with an objective of preventing such entry to the extent permitted by law, including pursuant to section 212(a) (6)(C)(i) of the Immigration and Nationality Act (8 U.S.C. 1182(a)(6)(C) (i)).

There's a lot of language in the new sports ban EO, but I want to draw your attention to this section in particular. This is the latest piece in a growing body of evidence that this administration is seeking to control trans people's ability to enter or leave the country.

I miiiiiiiight. I would need to do a lot of re-memorizing. 🤣 I’ve got a solo show that’s an adult sex ed class gone off the rails.

God, what a doofy ending

Is it normal for the statue of her to be missing fingers and dripping blood?? I’m willing for this to be a death tradition I don’t know about.

My husband just turned to me and said, “A moving, important movie,” and I hooted with laughter

I’m just some American schmuck, but I can see why various Mexican orgs have objected to this portrayal of Mexico. It’s not, uh, nuanced.

Everyone responsible for this movie should get slapped right in the face

COOL, her voice drops when she’s angry. This trans rep is so cool and normal

Zoe Saldana, why are you so unhappy? You’re independently wealthy. You’re choosing to be here, doing this job. Your discontent is boring.

Lose the song about how she’s half one thing and half another, yuuuuck