Not fast enough.

Is there no character limit on Truth Social?

Did you catch him say that now they know he never tells a lie? 🤮

JFC I had to mute the TV. Would love to have game commentary but no, instead ten minutes of a giant asshole blabbering on.

And on the broadcast, instead of game commentary, they are interviewing him. I have muted the TV. Let me watch the Lions in peace with the orange f*ck wad interrupting it.

And also Calliou…even better, he’s from Canada.

If god is real, he could prove it with some well-placed lightning strikes. Plenty of opportunities on the golf course.

Tomi Lahren still exists? I got a ban on the other place once for calling her a C U Next Tuesday. #worthit

Every Trump voter can get fucked. I hope they all lose their healthcare, their homes, their jobs, their loved ones. Because THAT’S what they voted for. I am fresh out of empathy.

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At the brink of war, our military is being led by an incompetent drunk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUo...

She would also know that “apprentinships” is not a word.

What.The.Fuck. Apparently that worm ate a whole lot of his brain.

And no doubt will fill it with Nazis.

CANADA! 🇨🇦 Elbows up!

Indie Bookstore Day seemed like a good excuse to add to my TBR pile.

Pete has to cover up the evidence of last night’s binge drinking before going on camera.

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Maybe he could also add one of those inflatable wavy guys on the White House lawn? Make it look like Uncle Sam. Very classy.

Warning? More like tempting! Although with any luck, Donny is six feet under long before then.

I was going to ask if that could even be considered photoshopped. Comically bad.

That’s just JD’s OSU education on display.

Call on the field was a fumble.

What a fucking idiot. Also, Go Blue!

Running a marathon in the afternoon.

Going to assume his parents had him vaccinated against measles but really wishing they had not.

But what about your toilet?? I seem to remember the Orange A-hole rambling on about toilets during his first term. Or maybe that was just a few weeks ago. In this current hellscape, I no longer have a concept of time.

Never mind planes falling out of the sky…the Transportation Secretary is focused on Real World issues like shower heads.

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He's worse than just a draft-dodger, Trump has genuine disdain for our uniformed soldiers.

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Well done, Wisconsin!

If I ever get arrested, it’s definitely going to be related to an incident in the school drop-off line.

Was coming here to say this.