Brendan Pulsford

Filed for future use.

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this . Alt: A gif from the matrix of someone saying "not like this" and shaking their head while looking distraught

Arsenal taking the lead right after Louisville equalizes against the Spirit:

Boooo VAR

LFG Spirit!!

Stanisic putting his head in his hands because he thought he fucked up the pass, followed by putting his head in his hands because he can't believe what he's just seen is *chef's kiss*

Apropos of absolutely nothing: Glen Powell is not very charismatic and I find him to be an extremely boring lead actor

Nick Woltemade looks like a stretched out version of Anthony Gordon

Check swing calls being completely vibes based is very funny

Ben White would be proud

Arsenal are so good at set pieces they're now scoring from opponent's long throws

Worst part about living in DC is the unannounced flyovers that make you wonder if there was a huge explosion somewhere

Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary)

Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)

Palace led the league in xG, shots, and big chances coming in to today.

Arsenal limited them to seven shots for a combined .47 xG today.

This defense is unreal.

Not sure about taking using the double yellow lines on roads as inspiration for your kits like City seem to have done

Overall I think Gyokeres has played pretty decently this season but I can't help imagining what Mateta looks like in this team as I watch him wrestle with Saliba and Gabriel.

Show of the year!

The way they freeze frame a slight touch on the ball that happens after he hits Saka's knee is a guarantee they're overturning it

Is this the first ever underperforming xG + hat trick combination

Spellweaver Volute {3}{U}{U} Enchantment — Aura Enchant instant card in a graveyard Whenever you cast a sorcery spell, copy the enchanted instant card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you do, exile the enchanted card and attach this Aura to another instant card in a graveyard.

This my favorite weird card

What an incredible double whammy

Throwing home has got to be one of the worst decisions of the season

ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

A moment for THAT Rosemonde Kouassi game-winner 🎥

Szoboszlai getting a yellow effectively because he kicked the ball too hard is very unlucky but also very funny

Fernandes doesn't look at the ball once when going in on Saka there

Plantar Fascitis? I got very familiar with that taping pattern from like 11-15 years old 😬

"clear and obvious" mistakes my ass

Picture just after Brenford saved Bruno Fernandes' penalty, showing 7 Brentford players reacting faster than anyone on Manchester United

Watching Match of the Day and there were literally 7 Brentford players charging into the box before Sesko and Mbuemo half-heartedly jog in.

Not often I think a team's main issue is effort but this is Sunday league stuff

a man says it became personal with me in a close up Alt: A gif of Michael Jordan saying "it became personal with me" in The Last Dance

Martinelli hearing Arsenal fans say he's done every time he doesn't start for 3 games

it's unfair that Liverpool have plot armor

Arsenal are set piece FC (complimentary)

Spurs are set piece FC (derogatory)