Xaph

Omg Tilaron is live

I’m on a train with a school trip and the teacher is walking down the aisle telling the kids “This is your ticket. Do not lose it. You will need it to leave the station. If you lose it you will be stuck in London forever.”

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Photo of square orange tiles, set into the ground, across one of which several cats footprints are clearly visible.

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

I don't know who thought two blokes on a podcast discussing AI would be good marketing but please please stop showing it to me

An upright tree trunk is covered in very fine motes of sawdust as a result of woodworms working away at it. It catches on spiderwebs go form interesting little patterns.

Woodworms have been BUSY

Eventually, all gloves become fingerless gloves

What a gorgeous doggy!

A yellowy-brown spotted kitty lies curled up on a bedsheet, pink ears pointy and upright. Behind her a terribly messy cabinet displays Xaph’s untidiness.

Afternoons with Nala

A black cocker spaniel puppy dozes in the crook of someone’s legs, sitting on a settee

A black cocker spaniel lies on a settee, looking at the camera. A red, knitted bobble hat is in the foreground, behind which the puppy is hiding.

Mornings with Freyja

A glass I bought with various autumnal images printed on it, such as pumpkins, acorns, leaves, and gnomes

It’s frickin pumpkin season my dudes

Sometimes the sleepy hits like a hecking truck

Me waiting for my image 👉👈

Well. The third strike came in. 3 strikes in a week on videos over 6 years old means my entire channel will be deleted, VODs included. I tried to private all my videos but still got a strike.

If anyone can do anything to help me please let me know. I am very unhappy.

I’m so productive

Me, not procrastinating: “wow I should probably clean out the pond filter… wow I should probably give my dog a shower… wow I’m so dirty now I need a bath! Oh shit my deadline.”

Just took a shower and put on clean pjs and then got into a bed with clean sheets. Lads, it don’t get better than this. Absolutely freshmaxxed

True dat

Wear 👏 headphones 👏 on 👏 the 👏 train 👏

This morning my mum combed my hair and I put on my nice shirt. Now I’m on a train to the capital… am I in the hunger games?!

Puppy bread anyone?

Any day is pancake day if you want #pancakegrindset

The blebs never fail to surprise me

I’m so sad

Just finished season 1 of Yellowjackets and never have I ever been SO DEVASTATED

It’s awesome when there’s like two or three other they/them folks when hanging out

um that’s it that was my only thought

Yeah I only sub to three channels, two of which have a long streak, so I don’t think financially I could justify turbo

This just means I generally don’t go out of my way to watch any streams outside of the couple I have a sub for.

Which sucks because it means I don’t get to branch out all too much.

Twitch ads suck in a way that ads on YouTube videos don’t in that if I have an ad on YouTube I can just sit patiently and wait it out. On twitch i sit knowing that im missing content and in smaller streams I could be missing someone talking to me.