bridget

If that was the first time anyone was double checking anything, they don’t need AI, they’ve been presenting wrong numbers this whole time because of a minor typo in Excel somewhere

The Avs players went to Milan to chew gum and score goals and they’re all out of chewing gum

You wanna talk about knees, I can’t even watch moguls 😭

When all you guys are going to bed at 10pm, I’ve already been asleep for an hour 😎

A fun book I recommend to everyone is A City on Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith

When some friends brought up Gavin Newsom running recently and I pushed back, they both *enthusiastically* agreed that the person who needs to run is Jon Stewart, and I just… 🤦🏻‍♀️

I’m still very close with one friend from high school, but we’ve been friends since about birth, so I don’t know if that’s the same. Otherwise haven’t spoken to anyone else in years.

You’re telling me two Avs players have goals so far and they were BOTH on the power play??

Khloe Kardashian has a protein popcorn line and I just physically don’t understand how

Maybe if people actually kept their dogs on leash around the neighborhood…

Lol you can tell who’s only thinking about people dying inside of cars vs thinking about people dying outside of cars by if they think 40mph in a metro area is slow

Weed is fine and should be decriminalized. Also, smoking of any kind should not be allowed in shared living spaces like apartment buildings.

Me: “no NHL for a few weeks, I think I need this break. I’m going to have so much free time!”
Also me: sits and watches curling for 7 hours straight.

Oops! All eugenics

no way has trump ever been around vance long enough to even be able to find this out

Olympics are life

Group of curling fans dressed as bananas holding up a sign shaped like a curling stone that says “PEEEEEEL”

LFG

My mood over the past fortnight.

8 is the correct answer

Clear plastic juice pitcher with a white lid and a plunger that helps to mix the juice

At some point my family upgraded to one of these, but it doesn’t really do much of the juice concentrate is still frozen completely solid. Seems like we never had the foresight to let it thaw out a little first…

Is it possible to get goalied and still come away with the win?

A little surprised to see Vegas, with a technically losing record, about equal with CAR and TB

The only crime here is pairing sushi with cinnamon rolls

The best news I’ve heard all week!

I wonder if/when media outlets will be forced to start differentiating between human drivers and “cars” with the rise of autonomous vehicles…

I hope you’re always able to take the time that you and your family need, and I’m glad to hear things are improving!

I’m the unexpected wobble in a rigidly non-wobbling system

Boston, this is too many guys in hockey player jail! When you already have that many guys in hockey player jail, stop sending more!