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It seems entirely reasonable to me that John Bolton is both a complete fucking idiot who should be in prison and the only reason he’ll be in prison is because he’s an enemy of Trump.

I’m dumb the episode will be on streaming at 5 am tmrw lol

the president using the office to punish americans that didnt vote for him should really be one of the biggest scandals in americas history

there’s a subset of people who, if you point out something bad happening now, will basically reply “it was always like this and anyone who disagrees is just privileged.” it parades as savvy but nine times out of ten it’s just an ahistorical oversimplification.

not a huge deal, it’s an uncredited bg role, but will be my first time on national television. airing on ABC, streaming on HBO Max/Disney+/hulu, D+ internationally too.

little update for the ppl not watching the downfall of society on the other app: I’m not 100% sure I made the final cut, yet, but I should be dressed as Waldo in the background of tonight’s episode of Abbot Elementary. shot the episode a couple of months ago.

Yeah this is great optics, shocking that every Dem isn't jockeying and fighting to earn their own version of this picture with increasingly bold disruptive actions

america's most coddled and pampered demographic (old white conservatives) will be exposed to like 20% of the bad stuff but will receive 80% of the sympathetic press inquiry

The Elite Lawyers Working for Elon Musk’s DOGE Include Former Supreme Court Clerks Much attention has been paid to the young Silicon Valley engineers working for Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, but the group has also hired high-powered legal talent.

New DOGE names:

The accounts of DOGE focused on young Silicon Valley engineers are incomplete.

It also includes attorneys with elite establishment credentials -- at least two former SCOTUS clerks and a third who will clerk for Gorsuch next term

www.propublica.org/article/elon...

A sentient football pylon named Pauly Pylon. It is standing next to someone installing a TV tip-over prevention kit. Pauly says, "Pauly Pylon is here, America! Let's anchor those TVs to the wall, baby!" The text reads: Furniture tip-overs send kids to the E.R. every year. If you have kids at home, get tip-over prevention kits and anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall!

"PAULY PYLON, HERE! LET'S ANCHOR THOSE NEW TVS TO THE WALL."

JD Vance marching out to do damage control like

Yeah, Tabasco is decidedly mid, but people will def trade for them.

Hi everyone, I normally do not do fundraisers, but my neighbor & fellow veteran Demian tragically lost the final battle w mental health, his family desperately needs help. They have a disabled 19 year old that needs care throughout the day & have lost their primary source of income

t.co/CVVOYMaMf5

My policy was always even the shitty stuff could be set aside as a back up for the stuff I actually used. Most foods I did not like could be traded to someone who did.

It’s the safety feature Venn diagram for me.

I’m lowkey a bit of an antique fan enjoyer

Anyway dry January should be an easy one this year

From A Muppet Christmas Carol. Scrooge saying “you boy, what day is it?” to a little muppet rabbit.

You there, boy! Buy me one ticket to Nosferatu!

*shining my cop flashlight in your eyes* “sir, does your wife know you’re in the puppygirl park dressed as a fire hydrant?”

Ayeee

Massive Ws only 😤

Yeah, it’s one of those movies that really serves as a vehicle for action scenes & not much more. Which, I don’t really mind personally, but I def get the copaganda angle. At least Dredd that came out a year latter it’s obvious there’s a “hey, uh this shit is fuckin bleak” message under the surface

I’m keeping my old extra rolley chair bc jiji seems to like watching me play games from it

Practicing my choking noises over here myself

Oh I know, I smoked for over a decade and still do the handful of times a year I’m at a house party or the right kind of venue anymore

The only people who beat me to work from my shift (weird public trans schedule, I have to leave super early) are like exactly 3 smokers and a German guy lol

Tbh, I just assumed it was an accidental like because it’s so obviously a spam post.

It’s like a see-saw of not wanting to be “too mean” and snapping back to the reality that not telling the truth will fuck us