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William Ham Bevan

@hambevan.bsky.social

Writer, editor, placeholder Fantom flinger of FLONG: https://www.flong.wales

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JUST TAKE MY MONEY

09.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed. The one who was in charge when the paper started publishing lucrative Kremlin advertorial propaganda, despite objections from senior newsroom staff.

04.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, I did not predict that one either.

01.02.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the papers don't use the headline FRAMPTON GOES DEAD when he falls off his perch, we're no longer a nation #totp

30.01.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another song I'll forever associate with the IRA mainland bombing campaigns, thanks to The Rock 'n' Roll Years. #totp

30.01.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seconded. Later in life, I discovered Get It Right Next Time and Night Owl, which ooze the same mood. Rafferty's a great lyricist - underrated because he's so direct and economical. And the videos are astonishing: starkly lit studio lock-ins. You can almost smell the cigarettes and whisky.

29.01.2026 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the songs that sound like a bad hangover/emerging from an all-nighter at 6.30am waiting for the first bus and looking at a grey cold unforgiving sky, it's Baker Street.

Also Gerry Rafferty knew his subject and met an awful long painful alcoholic end.

29.01.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Tory home secretary Suella Braverman defects to Reform Braverman joins her ally Robert Jenrick and other right-wing Tories as the latest senior figure to desert Kemi Badenoch’s Conservative Party in favour of Reform

They should shrink-wrap this political party and label it "REFORMED GAMMON JOINT" www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

26.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you imagine having such a weak hand that you feel the best two cards you can play as selling points are 'American treatment of indigenous people' and 'American healthcare'?

25.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I maintain that if the liberation of Belsen happened today, the BBC wouldn't dare run the story without approaching Julius Streicher for comment.

24.01.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also find myself wondering what became of Air Force Carl.

24.01.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, Vigo reposting the grottiest selfies of Twitter blokes with their junk out - after trailing them with "ARE YOU READY?" and "ARE YOU FUCKING READY?" They never disappointed.

24.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This #totp is a good illustration of the point that UK & US charts may as well have been on different planets at the start of the 80s (as per @whenisbirths.bsky.social)

23.01.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I once interviewed Kevin Godley about Fade to Grey. Made for Β£5,000, and Β£2,500 of that went to the make-up artist. #totp

23.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

H'm. Can you give an example?

23.01.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was either that, Klactoveesedstein or Wuthering Heights.

23.01.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ashamed to report that the version doing the rounds with us was "I saw your mum / I opened up her bum / It's full of...". Anyway, here's Sade.

22.01.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
I Replaced Movie Headlines With The SUNDAY SPORT: Part 1
YouTube video by Deleted Obscenes I Replaced Movie Headlines With The SUNDAY SPORT: Part 1

FB reminded me of this fantastic thing from five years ago.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Li0r...

17.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so I'm calling this for Wilson. Or Robertson. #totp

16.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An edit of a 'Traitors' confessional shot with Robert Jenrick sat in the chair. The caption identifies him as 'Robert' 44, Wannabe PM and a traitor'.

An edit of a 'Traitors' confessional shot with Robert Jenrick sat in the chair. The caption identifies him as 'Robert' 44, Wannabe PM and a traitor'.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

15.01.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2379    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 95
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Who funds the Free Speech Union? Toby Young’s outfit went to court to hide its donors. Today we reveal that funders include US anti-abortion groups, Brexit politicians and Tufton Street insiders.

πŸ”΄ Last week the Free Speech Union got a High Court writ to prevent the publication of a list of its donors

So we decided to investigate who *does* fund Toby Young's outfit

Wanna see? 🫣

New on Democracy for Sale:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/who-funds-...

15.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1276    πŸ” 674    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 66

If you visit a bent casino and get fleeced, that's the casino's fault. If you keep on going back to try and beat the house, knowing full well it's bent, that's your fault.

15.12.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK's premier Lol Creme lookalike act on acoustic, there. #totp

09.01.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working for a press agency, and sending out news feeds in a variety of obsolete ways: Compuserve, AOL email, Mercury private line (!), fax and BT pager service. And then having to open an ISDN link to take broadcast-quality audio from the USA. God help you if you forgot to drop the line afterwards.

09.01.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This BBC drivel was parodied 44 years ago by Alexander Cockburn: harpers.org/archive/1982... It is - literally - beyond parody.

08.01.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

If the liberation of Belsen happened today, the BBC wouldn't dare run the story without getting a quote from Julius Streicher.

08.01.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Reform council leader behind a β€œDoge”-style crackdown on public spending owns two firms now in administration owing Β£1.5 million, including over Β£500,000 in unpaid tax, Covid loans, and staff wages.

07.01.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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Likewise with this rugby magazine

05.01.2026 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think in this day and age they shouldn't have separate competitions based on your sexuality.

03.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 551    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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