Desert Gump

Keith Wasserman: Does anyone have access to private firefighters to protect our home in Pacific Palisades? Need to act fast here. All neighbors houses burning. Will pay any amount. Thank you.

“Will pay any amount.”

Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.

30 percent of California's forest firefighters are prisoners About 4,000 inmates battle blazes in the Golden State's woodlands.

As we witness these heartbreaking scenes from the fires in LA, an important reminder that incarcerated people make up over 30% of California’s forest firefighters.

thanks but I’d still like to see that report

Sat down in a bar in DFW and the guy next to us immediately started showing his neighbor pics of guns and talking about the election. Welcome TF back to the states!

Love that the whole student section is just a cloud of smoke. Rmftr

The cool thing about having a newly-dx chronic condition is how walgreems texts me every 2 weeks to tell me some new rx I didn't know about is ready.

X will begin charging new users $1 a year X owner Elon Musk has long floated the idea of charging users $1 for the platform. Now, the team is moving the idea into production.

"X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, will reportedly begin charging new users $1 a year to access key features including the ability to tweet, reply, quote, repost, like, bookmark, and create lists"

This is what we get for being cocky and scheduling Arky for homecoming. #neverforget

I'm turning this game off

Why yall following this man running all the way down the field. Rude.

These refs be cheatin, Pawl

Netanyahu tells Gaza residents to “get out” ahead of pledging to turn Gaza “into ruins” while the AP notes Palestinians “have no way to leave”

Well, idk the back story but I bet turmeric would help. I take the megafoods brand

You taking turmeric?

UAW president says union will strike at three U.S. auto plants if no deal reached by midnight The strike plans are contingent upon the union and automakers not reaching deals by an 11:59 p.m. deadline.

Strap in, kids, 'cause here we go:

Sark's face! Full of pity 😭

Well, this is rude

Jacob's football season project is organizing our records alphabetically and making a Google list. We just found out we have 2 pristine copies of the 9 1/2 weeks soundtrack, which neither of us has ever seen...

I still can't get used to them saying the words "ultra reliable" about our kicker.

YESSSSSSSS

RTOTA

First surrender cobra of the season

There sure are a lot of Jesus signs at gameday

I had carefully curated the bird app, mostly for Bama and news. I've found the Gumps, so send me the journos please ❤️

Bilbo Baggins saying: it’s my 111th birthday

US politicians announcing they’re running for re-election

made a feed for those who need to track hurricane hilary, since twitter is terrible for real-time natural disaster updates now and bluesky doesn't have hashtags

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bnqkww7bjxaacajzvu5gswdf/feed/aaaanuynujmn2

I made it, y'all. ❤️