Evelynn

Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

I beg I could find a tomato ketchup better than Heinz. You may think this hubris. Many tried, all failed. But I bet there’s a Ketchup forum out there called TomatoHeads that’s been operating for 28 years and they group buy a botique Slovenian ketchup that blows your fucking mind.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me” Al Overview To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your

The singularity is awesome

Credo: Trans issues are issues because trans people are people.

Trans issues are also is sues because they are one case of “how do we treat the vulnerable among us” which Christ suggested might determine the condition of our soul.

I believe this is what Lynch means by “Fix your heart or die.”

AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife

Wow

From what I hear, he is infamous for being annoying and tough. I bumped the difficulty down for that fight after about 10 tries and would definitely recommend doing so if you're stuck!

This is the hardest thing I've ever read. Agree.

Rahgot

Transphobic Scooby-Doo be like

the four panel "i just need to get through this week" meme but it's "do my shot" instead

Eliminating the need for social media by taking pictures of memes and funny posts on my computer screen and sending them to my friends work emails.

A horrifying black and white photo of two people made out of tires.

Son: I can't sleep. When I close my eyes I see the original Michelin man.

Me: What's so bad about the *closes eyes* OH NO

screenshot of wikipedia reading "Powerful owl on a suburban TV aerial, Chatswood West, New South Wales". Above the text is a dark, grainy, and ominous picture of a powerful owl perched on the end of a TV aerial, staring at the camera with only dots for its eyes visible in a black silhouette. Powerful owl refers to a type of owl, not a particularly strong individual bird

hard to beat this pic from wikipedia

This is good work oh my god

im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time

Dave Foley was too good at crossdressing. The deep state couldn't allow it.