Lizz 🫖

Great news! Congrats to you both :)

Fingers and toes crossed for you!

Mamdani shows a different way is possible The New York mayor’s resounding victory is a warning to Trump and his own party’s old guard

“London and New York, two of the west’s largest, richest, and most diverse cities are now run by Muslim men, both of them elected on the ticket of left wing, pro-LGBT, pro-multicultural parties…The victory is a reminder of the fundamental weakness of Trumpism, Faragism, and the politics of hate.”

I heard there was a secret mash
That turned into a graveyard smash
But you don't really care for monsters, do you?

Big tough rugby guy Joe Marler absolutely cocooned in a pale pink blanket <3 #CelebrityTraitors

At least he got to say "wheeched up in the air" on national tv first

Token Scotsman is getting the Goodbye Edit i fear #CelebrityTraitors

I love incorporating memento mori into these - "maybe it will happen today, and maybe you will die tomorrow!"

A digital illustration based on stuff from the video game Disco Elysium. In the center is Lt. Harry DuBois (who the player controls in the game). He’s a big guy with a thinning-on-top mullet and big muttonchops. He’s wearing a white satin shirt, disco-ass green suede jacket, and a horrible necktie. He’s giving a wink and a grin to the viewer while throwing up double finger guns. He’s either hungover or drunk or on drugs or all of these. Peeking out from behind Harry attempting to interject into whatever Harry’s up to is his partner, Kim Kitsuragi, an Asian man with large glasses and short hair wearing an orange bomber jacket. The background is nighttime dark shades of purple and blue with swirls of color around Harry’s head. The foreground is an expanse of concrete on which letters have been written in heavy fuel oil and set alight. They read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.

Did a new one

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Remember that time that techbros and major corporations told us jpgs of terrible monkey art were going to change the world, people were like "Nah pal, I'm good", and within just a few years it all fell apart spectacularly? That was rad. Let's do that again.

Once upon a midnight dreary
As I pondered murder, weary
How could witnesses be hearing
Speech of Turkey, Minsk, Japan?
Suddenly there was a knocking
At my door - its shadow shocking
The killer, here, to knock my block in!
Ohhhh. It's an Orangutan.

His empire grows ever larger... 👀

AI is a lack of consent machine whose greatest strength has been convincing people that other people’s boundaries are to be negotiated with

And that people who tell you no are defunct

I made an intelligent piece of paper

Tis the season.

I love my country. I just happen to love most of the bits racists hate, and I hate what they’re doing to it. I want better for it and for us.

The only problem with people working illegally in the UK is that them working is deemed illegal

The sheet music for Fawlty towers. Underneath it (in the correct places) is written: Won’t you come and stay in our hotel,
Where things they may not go so very well,
 As Basil…

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written: …shouts and cries While Sybil rolls her eyes And Polly tries to help Manuel (Please don’t ring the bell) There’s a rat that’s being hid a–

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written: –waaaay Oh and a salad that’s seen better days Oh there’s a missing door and Please don’t mention war And then you’re…

The sheet music for Fawlty towers continues... Underneath it (in the correct places) is written: Sure – to have – a pleas–ant. stay.

Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is…
(thanks brain)

Wait I just realised the Cursed covers are pink, then purple... third instalment in blue by any chance???

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

As the single listener who was waiting for Genius Game Part 2 on IJAG podcast thank you so much for the shoutout @ivanbrett.bsky.social

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

Happy bday princess sho!!

Good luck with the new scary thing! Try being even newer and scarier yourself to intimidate it?

I'm genuinely disturbed.
I'm living in a country that is passionate about defending the 'free speech' of those who would incite violence against minorities, but equally passionate about arresting people for calling a genocide a genocide.

I'm so glad it didn't hurt, Z ❤️ let's go your reproductive organs let's go

Knowing the difference between a purview, a bailiwick, a wheelhouse and a forte isn't my thing i'm good at.

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