Sien Do Rionn

The War on Christmas proceeds apace

He always looks so worried, as if he knows what he's doing is abominable and that justice will come for him.

I hope it does, at any rate.

I struggle to think how they're going to gerrymander the state any more than they already have. Gainesville is already split three ways to bury their votes in rural batshit

Patel looks like he knows what Bondi looks like under that human mask

The day they lose their primaries, and NOT ONE MINUTE sooner

Fifty bucks says he couldn't pass the citizenship test she had to take.

That's great, but why the emphasis on bipartisan? Why are Republicans allowed to participate in the lip service when they vote in unison against *everything* that benefits vets?

Tell that to the fucking Legislature, P

I'm old enough to remember the GOP telling us Democrats would take away our hamburgers. I know every accusation is a confession, but DAMN

GREAT NEWS for anyone who wanted laws banning member of Congress from trading stocks~

PROSECUTE ICE

some hand-in-hand,
some gathered together in bands,

There's a reason no crime is punishable by summary execution in this country, but you're welcome to fuck off and start a new one with Duterte and Trump and everybody else who doesn't believe in due process.

Don't mind me - I'm just noticing the "ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT" legend on the wall, noting that there's a load of negative space under it that could easily accommodate an amendment like: "AND A BUNCH OF EDITORIAL BATSHIT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT"

OK but props to FOX for bringing in a bona fide expert on losing

What gets me, what Really Gets Me is that they're just committing the same sorts of crimes as the official ICE agents.

Like, nobody dresses up as an ICE agent and uses the anonymity to, say, beat the greasy, screaming shit out of a bunch of ICE agents

Now tell us what he did with that power.

TELL US WHAT HE DID WITH THAT POWER

Do you guys really, *really* suck at wielding adjectives, or are you just committed to using them to shield evil men from consequences?

I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but "never attribute to malice" and so on

Hillary Clinton: Superpredator weighs in on Israel yet again to remind us that the misguided young people clamoring for an end to the slaughter just don't understand the nuance because they're

*checks notes

believing the images of death and famine that they're seeing with their own fuckin' eyes

I mean, have you been here for the last ten months? Building a better world in a power vacuum is a lot more hard work than just genuflecting to the monster and capitulating to its every horrible, antihuman whim

I still can't believe this is a real thing, and not just a bit on Parks & Rec

. . . or, you know, Hogan's Heroes

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?

AI slop.

"You sieg ONE HEIL,"

"It's like we're not allowed to be Nazis anymore"

You might not need to, but you *ought to*

deport the motherfucker already

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Anybody catch the color of Whiskey Grandma's sweater?

Now I've got to wonder for the rest of the day if the prompt writer did that, or if the AI they used to cook this turd comes with transphobia as standard equipment

Neither did the Taliban. Now tell me the difference between the two groups, apart from skin tone