Gordon Lamb

I shoulda figured from his name.

Just spell it out.

TFW you've been thinking about a plate of nachos but you forgot to buy cheese.

Bands taking photos in graveyards is so stupid. It's like, no one went and lived a whole life just to suffer the indignity of your dumb band lollygagging all over his or her final resting place. This goes for all the punk and goth bands I've liked in my life as well as my beloved Allman Brothers.

It's like Squeeze's greatest hits.

Out on the road today I saw a late-model Honda Accord riding on four spare tires. Yes, four little donut wheels. True story. The End.

Found 'im.

I'm never giving up on the Internet.

Lol I have a close relative that calls using a computer the "big Internet".

Do you have telehealth access? Can you acquire it that way?

The face of legacy media as it tries to hypnotize you into buying a fifth copy of a 40+ year-old record (complete with "newly discovered" studio floor sweepins!)

Same, Michael. Same.

Kroger discontinued these a while back and I still miss them.

Hop to it, lazybones.

I received a pitch today with a 50 word subject line.

I had almost completely forgotten how funny Night Court was.

I saw that. I was surprised by it. Was a bummer to read.

There's an unreasonable number of mustaches in the Athens underground these days.

It's been 31 years and finally giving this one an honest listen. While he's 100% to blame for every audition-singer on Earth performing "Hallelujah" his version of "Lilac Wine" is pretty darn good.

The "whoa-oh-oh" parts of Uptown Girl are really something else. Especially when they're the pre-chorus. Steadily and confidently paced, uplifting, serving the song. Honestly, these seconds are my favorite bits of music in Billy Joel's entire catalog.

omg I rarely eat the final meal of the day before 11 pm. Often later, even.

My favorite cinematic use of Devo's "Whip It" is in Casino. My second favorite is that Old Navy commercial.

Oh,well that clears that up.

An accountant who stands up for the wrongfully audited named Abacus Finch.

Quite honestly, the coolest thing about this final Black Sabbath show was seeing William DuVall -- whom I grew up knowing as the guitarist in Atlanta's Neon Christ --getting to be part of all this. He's in Alice in Chains now which is, you know, whatever but this is still very cool to me.

I met her once at a book signing and she was very nice even though no one was buying her book.

Same, King. Same.