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James Greene, Jr.

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author // "This Music Leaves Stains" // "Brave Punk World" // "A Convenient Parallel Dimension" // Coming in 2025: "Magnum Opus: The Unbelievable 15 Year Saga of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy"

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LO fucking L

08.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2โ€ฆ James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Can you help us reach our goal here to take care of our son? We appreciate all your help, even if you're just sharing the dang ol' link!

08.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the red sox and icp, truly a cursed hell pit

08.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still waiting for a more efficient explanation of everything than "Everyone got brain damage from Covid": the airline executives charging a $155 predatory premium for legroom, the guy deciding to customize his own flight experience, the chain of command aborting the whole flightโ€”busted mind-traffic!

08.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1203    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

In six months some former Trump fart catcher is gonna write a book that confirms they only let him watch phony AI newscasts of antifa super soldiers murdering people who look like the Aryan Brady Bunch on the streets of Mad Max Portland.

08.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

08.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2198    ๐Ÿ” 579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

This week marks the anniversary of Eddie Van Halen's death, so of course I'm thinking about those email exchanges he was having with some random lawyer before he died where he said David Lee Roth was annoying but Sammy Hagar was more annoying because all he ever cared about was money.

08.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Mike Johnson should perform at the Super Bowl. The halftime show should be him and his son preventing each other from looking at pornography.

08.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2โ€ฆ James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

It is Wednesday, my dudes. Can you help us reach our goal here to take care of our son? We appreciate all your help, even if you're just sharing the dang ol' link!

08.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is your annual reminder that in 2005 I saw Bobby "Boris" Pickett live when he was a surprise guest at a Rocket From The Crypt show. He sang one song ("Monster Mash") and prefaced it by saying, "Elvis said this song was the stupidest thing he ever heard, but he died on the toilet, so fuck him!"

30.10.2024 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2425    ๐Ÿ” 495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2โ€ฆ James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

Happy Tuesday, folks! If you could help us meet our goal here we'd be much obliged! We appreciate all your support, even if you're just sharing the link!

07.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fbi agent: oh shit, here it is, the answer to the amelia earhart mystery, buried under a pile of junk at my workstation, if only i'd searched my workstation earlier

08.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyone who was ever really into music has had at least one hot person condescend to them about the smiths. this doesn't work on me

08.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I feel like they're all pretty offensive! There outta be a law!

07.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legacy rock groups have figured this out, re-releasing all their classic albums in $200 box sets that include pointless remixes, demos and live recordings most fans already have, and useless collector tchotchkes.

07.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humans tell the same stories again and again because they're important

07.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Greta Thunberg has more courage & moral clarity than any world leader I have ever seen.

Bar none.

Period.

That tiny 22 year old is often accused of being annoying, but what she is, is unyielding to moral ambiguity. If itโ€™s wrong, she says so until someone listens.

She deserves the Nobel Prize

07.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5427    ๐Ÿ” 1324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 188    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85
Brigantine Castle Photos (haunted house attraction on a pier in NJ)

Brigantine Castle Photos (haunted house attraction on a pier in NJ)

In the 1970s Brigantine Castle cast a dark shadow on the Jersey Shore. This haunted attraction didn't last long, but with its memorable advertising and foreboding appearance, it has remained well-remembered. Today on the Retroist I look at its history.

www.retroist.com/p/brigantine...

07.10.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2โ€ฆ James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

Happy Tuesday, folks! If you could help us meet our goal here we'd be much obliged! We appreciate all your support, even if you're just sharing the link!

07.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

06.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 595    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My GNR book might be delayed yet again bc the third party that effed up the copy editing with AI also effed up the index with AI. Random phrases were cherry picked, so it's like "Appetite for Destruction, hotel listening in, pg xx." They also created listings for all the slurs in "One in a Million."

06.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump has no public events scheduled today. He has once again died.

06.10.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you marry Nicole Kidman be prepared for her bottomless sexual appetite

06.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm chafing just look at it!

06.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The house is filled with magic thanks to our daughter learning keyboard and playing Ocarina of Time songs.โค๏ธ

06.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this kid went to my high school, he had a shirt that said "sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"

05.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[marty mcfly voice] if I had more time? what am I talking about? I got pizza on a bagel!

05.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

05.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2โ€ฆ James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

Sunday funday! We're 72% of the way to our goal and we appreciate all the help we get! Even if you're just sharing the link! Thanks again for all your love and support!

05.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We watched that show Haunted Hotel with Will Forte. Itโ€™s basically โ€œwhat if Bobโ€™s Burgers was about ghosts and was also fucking mid as hell?โ€ Iโ€™ve been more invested in receipts from the grocery store.

04.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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