Joe Jancuk

Good morning. No arguing before 10AM eastern time zone please, which is the real and correct time zone all of bluesky operates on

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

My Ravens went from Super Bowl favorites to 12/22 starters being injured in less than a month. Truly this is hell

I wrote 6 pages about how the Nadsat language in A Clockwork Orange harnessed the tension and fear of the Cold War to better convey the extreme violence of the novel. The paper was due at 8 AM, I printed it at about 6:10 AM day of.

the measureless crush and crash of the sperm whale's ponderous flukes

silksong good

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

please god let her try to cancel gwar it'll be so fucking funny

Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.

this exists it is called thinking

anti-anti-fascist feels like it should have a one-word synonym

Muting Hollow Knight and Silksong for the next several weeks. I got to play 45 mins this morning and it's fun as hell

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

#Silksong

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Libby's library app adds an AI discovery feature, and not everyone is thrilled | TechCrunch Libby launches "Inspire Me," a genAI feature that helps its users find books to borrow from local libraries.

App used by public library systems reveals new features that fill the role of a librarian in a reader's advisory conversation. Wonder why they're shocked at the pushback /s

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

Landline phones are back—and they’re helping kids connect safely with friends From retro fun to safer conversations, old-school home phones are helping families rethink how children connect with friends.

This is so sick

‘Hollow Knight: Silksong' officially releases September 4 🎮

Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you

@OneTrickTofani father: because one day I'll leave a phantom to lead you in the summer, to join the black parade me: you have ruined today

A children's book by Mo Willems titled "I Really Like Slop!", with an illustration of a pig in a chef's hat holding a bowl of green goop with flies around it and an elephant looking disgusted in the background

aw that's nice, my library got some books for when the AI founders drop by

The f*&%ing library.

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

Most of the internet used to be like this. This is actually the default, it took companies enclosing the internet and adding weird, soul-killing incentives to make people behave the way they do now. In a way, there is truly nothing special about Wikipedia except that it survived longer.

Shieky up there setting up an eternity lasting Camel Clutch