Chad Floyd

I went to the gym at 6:30 and got home to my dog trying to gouge his ears out with a cabinet pull

The FS1 Schedule for tonight, which has Mariners-Blue Jays Game 2 and the postgame for that followed by Wake Up Barstool, a morning show that is “watched” by people waiting in line at an airport Auntie Anne’s

when you’re definitely not trying to juice the stats of the morning show nobody watches

Hey UNC,

Would be a real shame if you entered the job market with like the 16th-most attractive job available after having by far the best job available 10 months ago.

Fucking morons.

Don’t tempt me with an 8-4 ass time

“He’s the Joey Chestnut of Indiana football”

thank you, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

James Franklin firing discourse quickly took a turn

a picture of a man playing a piano with a dog on his lap ALT: a picture of a man playing a piano with a dog on his lap

When you’re playing Spotify DJ and you hear “this is culturally inappropriate” coming out of a set break

Since suing the ACC for being too mid, Florida State is 1-10 in ACC play.

Anyway. If karma is a thing, on one hand Auburn Jesus ™️ has been slain.

On the other hand, Kirby might want to find a QB, or an OC, or a pass rush. Or preferably 2 of the 3.

Told you the year, told you the situation. Virginia Tech has been dogass since, UNC has never been good.

But…phew.

The officiating in this Georgia game has made me feel like the Dawgs are Virginia Tech.

Gonna tell a story: in 2008 the ACC NEEDED Virginia Tech to be a solid Orange Bowl team. I think they penalized UNC 14 times that game, including a drive-saving PF where Tyrod Taylor spit on Quan Sturdivant and drew the flag on QS/UNC.

The etymology of Kirby picking QBs would be so much more fascinating if Stetson fuckin’ Bennett didn’t win two national championships.

Did he win because of the best defenses since 2000ish Miami? Why ask?

Hey, Georgia fan on Bsky, skeeting at you.

I’m sure you’ve heard he is really close with Mike Bobo, so I’ll give you an alternate take:

Why would a legitimately talented quarterback want to play at Georgia?

We’re still doing the Cash Jones thing, huh

Well, even on Patreon the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never tells a joke.

Quad box on mute so as to continue not hearing Brad and Gary wins again.

Any other baseball team gets eliminated from the postseason:

Yankees get eliminated from postseason: HOW THEY FELL SHORT WILL THEY EVER WIN AGAIN AARON BOONE NEEDS TO INGEST CYANIDE WHAT WENT WRONG AARON JUDGE IS A CHOKER

(calm down, engagement farmers, 28 other teams also fail to win each year)

Is the lady charging $30k for baby names single? She looks single. Tell her I said what’s up.

Someone make that Vladito dive a t-shirt

This is the opposite of draft day when college football twitter is like “obvious NFL stud was still available in the 4th round? Whatre we doing?”

a sports film that acknowledges it was originally meant to be a toothless PR-friendly "doc" and actually documents the hard pivot to losing access and encountering hostility when reality took a turn would be the first good one of these

The one thing that might save this nation’s civil liberties is its oppressors’ lack of cardio

The feeling of finally deciding to unfollow someone who shows up in your timeline when they throw down a banger, but is clearly a volume shooter based on 6 months of them flooding your timeline, is still an incredible dopamine hit on this new weird twitter

Simpsons meme “this is the most fascist day of my life”

“This is the most fascist day of your life so far”

Hate it here

If you’re only “compelled” to go for two in the second overtime, what’s to stop you from kicking the extra point?

If the Giants beat the Chiefs tonight, I win the world’s shittiest NFL survivor pool ever.

We forgot to start it in week 1, 6 of the 12 participants failed to log a pick in week 2, and 4 of the 6 participants picked the Falcons or Packers today.

So….lets go Big Blue?

And Carson Beck apparently still being held back…but in this case I don’t think it’s his problem

Miami is gonna lose this game because of Miami

Miami running out the half is the softest shit I’ve ever seen

@dpalm66.bsky.social can you confirm whether this is or is not a Columbia hat?

Told a friend it goes hard then considered the source