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@sudocrushms.bsky.social

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Linemen are funny.

16.11.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We agree with LadyVols_fan31 this guy should be nowhere near a badge

15.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8087    πŸ” 2169    πŸ’¬ 628    πŸ“Œ 181

Owieeeeee.... 😬

16.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Alice Wong, a woman in a wheelchair with dark hair, poses in a pink and orange outfit and berry lipstick. A headline reads: "Alice Wong, Writer and Relentless Advocate for Disability Rights, Dies at 51." Photo via John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.

Alice Wong, a woman in a wheelchair with dark hair, poses in a pink and orange outfit and berry lipstick. A headline reads: "Alice Wong, Writer and Relentless Advocate for Disability Rights, Dies at 51." Photo via John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.

Alice Wong, a writer and activist who was born with muscular dystrophy and who fought relentlessly for equal rights and access for people with disabilities, died on Friday. She was 51. nyti.ms/4r9WqEr

15.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4355    πŸ” 918    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 82

100%. Excited for that game, it's gonna be a brawl with major implications.
Also excited to watch the Bison beat the brakes off those pricks at St. Thomas.

16.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as it's not the freakin mumps...

16.11.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Curiosity: How many copies do libraries usually order?

16.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And every single one of them in power literally cares about no one but themself. Open a power vacuum and they'll eat each other alive.

16.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caveat to the order: steaks must be served overcooked and slathered in ketchup.

16.11.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Unfortunately a very common thing in the hockey world. Sexism and homophobia are off the charts.
Greatest sport on the planet, but the people can be amongst the worst.

16.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m being glib but I’m semi-serious about this: send more white collar criminals to prison; prison conditions will improve

15.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 775    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.

16.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9862    πŸ” 1911    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 57

But that's not boiled, mashed, or in a stew...

15.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@cjzero.bsky.social Whatever you do, don't tune in to the massacre in Brookings.

15.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because of course.

15.11.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.

Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding. Reporter: Was it your brain? Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.

Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

15.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8363    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 593    πŸ“Œ 253

I mean... Fuck Bill and JP Morgan if they were involved. Release everything...

15.11.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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college woso is perfect

15.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9
I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of β€œCongresswoman” Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the U.S.A., and having created the β€œHOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see β€œWacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12%, and didn’t have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement β€” which she wasn’t about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don’t return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 U.S. Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can’t take a ranting Lunatic’s call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of β€œCongresswoman” Marjorie Taylor Greene, of the Great State of Georgia. Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, a Total and Complete Victory on the Shutdown, Closed Borders, Low Taxes, No Men in Women’s Sports or Transgender for Everyone, ending DEI, stopping Biden’s Record Setting Inflation, Biggest Regulation Cuts in History, stopping EIGHT WARS, rebuilding our Military, being RESPECTED by every Country in the World (as opposed to being the laughingstock that we were just 12 months ago!), having Trillions of Dollars (Record Setting!) INVESTED in the U.S.A., and having created the β€œHOTTEST” Country anywhere in the World from being a DEAD Country just 12 months ago (and so much more!), all I see β€œWacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN! It seemed to all begin when I sent her a Poll stating that she should not run for Senator, or Governor, she was at 12%, and didn’t have a chance (unless, of course, she had my Endorsement β€” which she wasn’t about to get!). She has told many people that she is upset that I don’t return her phone calls anymore, but with 219 Congressmen/women, 53 U.S. Senators, 24 Cabinet Members, almost 200 Countries, and an otherwise normal life to lead, I can’t take a ranting Lunatic’s call every day. I understand that wonderful, Conservative people are thinking about primarying Marjorie in her District of Georgia, that they too are fed up with her and her antics and, if the right person runs, they will have my Complete and Unyielding Support. She has gone Far Left, even doing The View, with their Low IQ Republican hating Anchors. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Trump un-endorses Marjorie Taylor Greene

15.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4068    πŸ” 684    πŸ’¬ 485    πŸ“Œ 609

Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him

15.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 13961    πŸ” 2680    πŸ’¬ 710    πŸ“Œ 182

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

15.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 46902    πŸ” 11839    πŸ’¬ 1192    πŸ“Œ 480

VP Kamala Harris: Our unity is our strength, and our diversity is our power.

VP JD Vance: I’m a Grok guy.

14.11.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 956    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

The man is widely known to smell like mustard gas. The world’s most notorious sexual predator said β€œhe’s a horrible human being.” He’s bankrupted every business he started.

But yes, JD, let’s go with β€œhe has supernatural abilities,” you fucking amoral sleazebag.

14.11.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 8

I keep saying I can think of FAR *worse* timelines. But I could not imagine anything more fucking stupid.

14.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My family when they came here weren't much of anything. Mostly just farmers, but didn't do that when they arrived in the early 1900s.
But they believed they could make a better life here.
They were right. They built families and communities with everyone else.

THAT is what makes the US great.

14.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea who that is (metal head that lives under a pretty heavy rock here), but will need to look them up.

14.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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14.11.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@cjzero.bsky.social Can we make UMass and Murray State play for a toilet seat at the end of the season?

14.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all the weirdos defending Megyn Kelly: 15 year olds are underage, and that is statutory rape.

Pretty simple

14.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8056    πŸ” 1462    πŸ’¬ 402    πŸ“Œ 67

@sudocrushms is following 20 prominent accounts