My brain can't handle this which is why I can't improvise
15.11.2025 05:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@kidsdrdave.bsky.social
I mess around on the internet a lot. I try to help kids stay healthy. I listen to podcasts, Phish, and mostly albums released from 1983-1993. And I don't believe in armadillos. He/Him/His
My brain can't handle this which is why I can't improvise
15.11.2025 05:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought those were animal crackers
15.11.2025 05:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so is word
15.11.2025 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It doesn't get easier (youngest turns 28 next month)
15.11.2025 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ok just upset by the 1920's erasure
14.11.2025 15:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I just heard someone refer to this decade as The 20's and well, damn, he's right.
14.11.2025 15:16 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It has Horn so I'm out
14.11.2025 15:00 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0When I'm president, all single-stall bathrooms will have a "Vacant/Occupied" thing on the door so we can avoid the embarrassment of the outside person knocking and the inside person saying "Yeah." Porta potties and airplanes have it figured out.
14.11.2025 14:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A firmly directed "Hello!" would seem to do the job
14.11.2025 14:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are they attacking Venezuela to distract from the Epstein business, or leaking the Epstein business to distract from attacking Venezuela?
14.11.2025 14:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When I was a kid I used to make myself a whole plate of them with margarine on top like some kind of sad white kid nachos
14.11.2025 14:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even the people who actively decided to pay attention to you, which is especially disheartening
14.11.2025 14:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There shouldn't be countries
14.11.2025 14:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These people really need to watch Black Mirror for 5 minutes
14.11.2025 13:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Elizabeth is the true star of that doc
14.11.2025 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I dislike this take immensely
14.11.2025 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Operation Mincemeat is as good as they say
14.11.2025 04:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's great having your own zip code, isn't it?
14.11.2025 04:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was so fun following along with Walter as he became one of us
14.11.2025 04:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0He stared at me for 10 seconds and didn't break a smile. Nor did I.
14.11.2025 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw James Corden on a CitiBike #NYCRandomCelebSightings
13.11.2025 21:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Happy birthday to you, one of the good ones π₯³
12.11.2025 17:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Follow dolphin drone cam on IG
12.11.2025 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bsky.app/profile/kids...
12.11.2025 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drink more water
12.11.2025 15:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our first mortgage on our current house was interest only with 10% down and a 7 year balloon. Insanity.
12.11.2025 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0There is more equity built by appreciation, but you're right, the amount from principal payment is laughable
12.11.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Right after "flush a flesh farm"
12.11.2025 14:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aurora
#aurora
12.11.2025 04:31 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 5 π 1