Timothy McDonald

Five hour flight delay. Oof

My moderately priced hotel in Singapore does midday checkout, and after a year in Australia, it feels like luxury. The Aussie 10AM checkout is offensive, quite frankly.

YouTube video by Stochastic Parrots Hope WillBreak Your Heart

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#Barbican

*Pays absurd amount for a laptop at Apple in Sydney.
"Hey can I use your bathroom"
"No, sorry, we don't have a bathroom for customers"

Stop telling me what to do, you stale shitbird!

I did an art. Or a music. #Singapore #shoegaze #art

Haze in S'pore due to particulate matter, expected to improve soon From monsoon to haze.

Isn’t this more or less saying there is haze due to the haze? mothership.sg/2025/03/haze...

YouTube video by Cut Stephen Tobolowsky on working with Steven Seagal | Cut

This is seventeen kinds of funny. youtu.be/5cUNU8GkMso?...

Bonus round: sunset shots.

Obligatory blood moon shots. Not looking super bloody, tbh.

And they keep most of their money if they're willing to only eat hot dogs.

Gene Hackman died of heart disease days after wife succumbed to hantavirus pulmonary syndrome Oscar-winning actor Gene Hackman was in an advanced state of Alzheimer's and died of heart disease and other factors likely days after his wife, Betsy Arakawa, died of a rare virus spread by mice, according to autopsy results released on Friday in New Mexico.

The Hackman thing is a pretty wild story. www.reuters.com/world/us/hac...

It’s not, but it’s full of twimmigrants, so give it a minute.

Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

Legendary ABC chief election analyst Antony Green to step down The ABC's 2025 federal election coverage will be the last to feature Antony Green AO in an on-air role, with the chief election analyst stepping down after more than 30 years.

Huge loss for #election coverage in Australia. He has a hell of a filing cabinet, and a real knack for bringing wild predictions back to earth. A rare combination of knowlege and wisdom, and always extremely generous with his time when I was at the ABC. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...

Because it’s awful?

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Superb parrot in the front yard. #birds

Great shot. Do you know who took it?

JFC, this one is very testable. Buy yourself red, yellow and blue construction paper and (if you are far away from bad fire conditions) see if they all burn. I’ll save you the trip: they all do. But you actually can DYOR on this one.

Happy new year, folks. Hope your 2025 looks alive and doesn’t take a dive and gives you a high five while you drive. Or some shit.

Sure, but a lot can happen in 75 years.

Strewth. #Wasp casually murdering a #huntsman. #Australia

Thanks for the tip! How do traffic lights work?

Wow. Ours are not quite that friendly.

So… I got laid off this week. If you know of any opps in comms / journalism, send them my way.

So… I got laid off this week. If you know of any opps in comms / journalism, send them my way.

officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"

This is as fast as he goes. It’s an elegant trot.