A Dame to Kirk for / Dildobert

Do you know why God didn't give you lips? It's because he didn't want you to speak.

oh no, whatever will I do, surely this will somehow hurt me and he isn't just a flailing, impotent little bitch

Hi all, I need help w/groceries and n95 masks. This is pretty urgent and I would absolutely appreciate any help possible, genuinely, as always, anything really does help me. ♡ thank you all so much for your grace and patience.
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If you like X, you should try Y meme. In this case If you like Me, you should try my girlfriend

poly girls be like

i.e. "So I'm standing there, bbq sauce on my titties..."

and she looked up from sipping her drink with a dramatic gasp and I got the perfect photo 💜

the funniest picture I have of my mom and the one that I'll treasure forever is from the last trip we took together, at dinner, and because I knew that she refuses to smile for photos I decided to make her at least react. so I took my phone out and recited that vine about bbq sauce on my titties

The point is to maintain constant uncertainty in its userbase. It's like an abusive relationship. Where else are you gonna go?

Jonbenét Rumsfeld outside a large painted in two tones of white, giving the impression it was made from white chocolate

well excuse me for thinking your church was made out of white chocolate and thus
edible

im gonna sue

It's just really interesting that now he's pretending that what he was doing was actually done to him. Classic DARVO.

@owlpunk.bsky.social telling someone to off themselves

@owlpunk.bsky.social threatening to always be watching and to destroy me because he believes I'm a pedophile rapist (because I'm a trans commie, to be clear)

@owlpunk.bsky.social telling me to off myself again

@owlpunk.bsky.social telling someone to off themselves

I should've taken more screenshots yesterday

a green cartoon character with a blue background Alt: the Grinch smiling evilly

knowing that the guy who spent his entire day yesterday harassing me for being a trans commie and telling me to off myself over two dozen times has truly burned bridges and lost actual friends over that meltdown makes me so giddy

Childhood trauma is something every trans person on the planet has but you don't see all of us deal with it by turning turbo-Nazi at the earliest convenience.

You could've tried therapy, not marinating in social media for 20 hours a day for over a fucking decade.

But you chose KF instead.

I want to continue this thread because it really needs to be said out lout:

The leftist "InnerPartisan"-persona is not a real thing, it's what Seb is hiding behind to not have it uncovered that in reality, he's a vile & dedicated Kiwifarms fascist.

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

cc @cyberstalin.bsky.social @umbire.blacksky.app @mario-mangione.blackskycomra.de

This shit won't ever end.

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@miq.moe flip color

lol, you poor, poor baby

An ICE agent stepping on glass christmas ornaments with bare feet. An ICE agent grabbing a burning hot doorknob. ICE agents getting hit with paint cans suspended by string and slipping on hot wheels cars. One ICE agent hitting another with a crowbar because a tarantula was on him. ICE agents ge

if this file doesn't compile on my 25th try I might be throwing my computer out the window, idk

I like that it hurts your feelings when people don't support genocide

please help miu nobody deserves to be out in the cold

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Are you today's anticommunist main character?

i support echo-chambers so i don't have to listen to people to the right of me

I hear they learned some of it from you though??

learning how to lure more hot witches in with this one trick

hmm, knowing them, it's equally likely that they're taking part in that coven seduction as like maybe a 3-day workshop

I love you too and same!! 💜