Neil Reynolds

I've got the spokesman here for an infinite number of monkeys who says you're wrong (also says can I have a banana)

The repair shop could take the antiques roadshow in a fight

Ack ack ack ack ack. Ack ack ack.

Just do what I do and buy some shot glasses for the job

14/10 amazing - the only rating system for Moose’s posts needs to follow the @dogrates.bsky.social system. No score below 11/10

Maybe it’s a spelling mistake not a punctation error and it should be the “Chairmen Award.”

Wonderful!

That's the very building where Harry will be studying classics in October!

My Mum's cleaner is Lena the cleaner

Jane is just pleased you are embracing Lancashire-sourced snacks

Game charger you mean when you plug in a handheld 👍

But how else will the customers paying my overblown daily rate know the extent of my Nintendo legend of Zelda Amiibo and 1970s die cast toy collections?

Exactly what I was thinking

Yes but what if you want to fire lasers out of your eyes? What will you do then?

what phoney dog poo?

A nation of taxidermists if you will?

But are there there any vampires in any coffins?

There was a season 11?

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Meet them in the middle. It's not like you have a choice. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfSn...

Yes, "Random Simpsons Episode" button on Disney+ please

Me in the national security team group chat.

I'm thinking probably not his brain to train their AI models

There are also far too many that end in "and so I had a shit in my neighbours garden / off the side of the road bridge / behind the photocopier at work" etc etc

Oh very good. And saucy. You know, having a bit of a stressful time at the moment - parent health stuff. Read this to my Mum and she wet herself laughing (not literally fortunately, but I suspect it was close).

Can I say I love your humour with all my heart? Well I do. So there.

So happy for this, thank you Scott

I will be copying this idea as part of my present to self that day. Thanks!

I mean probably not, but still

My first thought was I wonder if Bruckheimer has resurrected the long lost Dharma Blue? www.anomalist.com/reports/dhar...

Further they go back the more likely they will cause an unexpected change to history that will snowball over the years and prevent the creation of skynet. Also they didn’t go that far back because it didn’t say it in the script.