Chelsea Granger

My dad: “Happy 4th! What are your plans today?”
Me: “you wearing a wire, narc?”

June 2020

June 2025

Trump deploying ICE and then the national guard to attack US citizens to cover up stories about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein isn't the first time he's pulled this move.

June, 2020 vs June 2025.

Imagine putting on all this tactical gear and latching onto a military assault vehicle so you can storm a minimall on Sepulveda and apprehend a line cook at family restaurant.

“Our funding was pulled, so they changed the definition of coverage for your surgery.”

Helping my mom in a Deep Red city, while she recovers from major surgery. The woman in front is questing a bill. “no. They changed what that means. You’re promised that we will provide 100% of services available, not that your invoice is 100% covered. That’s what 100% coverage means…cont

3- he will do literally anything he can, regardless of notice, to make sure your life is easier

I’m going to visit my family right now-
Dad: “Chels, I got you a 12 pack of toilet paper. Don’t worry about that.”
1- he is so pure
2- yes, the true worry of visiting home, am I bringing enough toilet paper in my subcompact car from my own home, states away. Cont

Raspberry Hangover

The Custom Oregon Plate SSSSS was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #SSSSS

I just misheard something as “Kristi Noem, head of the Department of Home Insecurity,” and you know what…

Loving this, my third time as an adult losing everything. lol at me working hard and saving my whole life, I may as well have bought a coke burrito.

In Lafayette, Indiana, a MAGA terrorist attempted to intimidate peaceful USians demonstrating against fascism. When his efforts failed, he returned with an AR rifle, threatening a massacre. He was briefly arrested and then released back into the community.

jesus christ hes not even wearing his green hat with the little bells, D- santas helper, is he even wearing the cute little shoes?!

Why isn’t he wearing a suit.

The bar is so low that Pete Hegseth is there until last call.

We can buy dinner on layaway now.

Can I bring my weighted blanket

April 5, nationwide protests and sit ins in all 50 states

April 5
Remove corrupt politicians from office.
Reverse the damage.
Reclaim US democracy.
#3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #USProtests

It’s all fun and games before you don’t want to in three days.

Just realized it's the Ides of March.

Happy stab a dictator day.

I give my cat an awful lot of nip for someone who has never once looked up the dosage.

My closest friends and I are all tackling 2 or so issues each, and then informing the others when updates come up. It doesn’t mean that we think less of all of the other actionable items, but it helps us focus and fight stronger because our attention isn’t divided.

Keep up the good fight!

Happy anniversary to walking in to this on my keyboard one day at a former employer. I’m not embarrassed to keep reposting on the anniversary, they should be embarrassed by putting these on everyone’s desk

Sources say the wreck was much bigger it’s just cold out.

Pilot found on “everyone’s ex mountain.”

Thank you for being there for her.

Has anyone referred to Elon Musk as Edge Hardy? Can I start that?

Hello, lovely.

“It’s unsustainable.”
Tax rich people.