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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

less video games should have cutscenes and even fewer should be fully voice acted

ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.

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can’t have shit in philly

one time in a fight someone told me they would “never unintentionally hurt” me and i had to abruptly stop the argument to discuss how that couldn’t possibly be true. it’s literally the last conversation we ever had

it feels wrong that andre gregory has an instagram account. who’s making him do that

i’d cut open the crotch add a panel through; getting the third image to sell effectively is going to be far more work than just making them real shorts

i’ve learned a lot about charlie kirk in the last day or so. and the big thing that i’ve learned is that more than anything else he kind of looks like rob mcelhenny

i know this conspiracy theory isn’t huge right now but they (announced? released?) a new iphone like yesterday and immediately my phone has stopped working

i think that if hell is just one particular activity over and over then the activity is probably picking your parents up from newark airport

i think earliest transwoman i knew about might be the “stand clear of the closing doors” woman but the more i think about that it simply can’t be true

i don’t know anyone who wouldn’t have quit the band after they put Dig It on the album over All Things Must Pass

i don’t think they should do a big nostalgic finale send off i honestly think they should just stop making episodes one day. like the last episode is just a regular episode of the simpsons

my dinner with andre but it’s tim robinson and conner omalley

it was this btw

just had an awesome idea for a puppet

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if i hadn’t heard of melf i would just kill and kill and kill

i like how ghost stories are primarily told in the present tense and sometimes even in the second person. which are not common tenses for stories

like would it have killed you to make an announcement saying hey everyone this is our last stop before we detour down to holgate and then back up to hawthorne and then cross the bridge

not to be like a nyc purist or anything but at least the MTA lets you know before they decide to randomly take you across the river without stopping

wheeeeee

in the narrative of the show they were able to put it back together using the power of teamwork and projections. but that actual piece of plastic that you are using once and throwing out doesn’t work like that.

saw a climate focused play at BAM a few years ago that began with the actors destroying a fake tree. All i could think about the entire show is how many single use plastic trees they had to purchase that will inevitably end up in a landfill

i just watched the third one and really enjoyed that the ambiguous malevolence of death was replaced by the literal devil