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i like coming back home after a long time away. i get to discover changes that people in my life have taken for granted, like the twelve to fifteen dry beans that my partner now keeps on her dashboard that rattle around whenever you make a hard turn

you can't talk to me like that. I'm a multidisciplinary artist

wow i guess i never actually posted the ticket link for this lol linktr.ee/bananas0o0

well i hate to say this but every tarot deck has an identical pattern on one side and a unique design on the other. that’s sort of how a deck of cards works

today marks the longest he’s waited to ask the first question (7 hours), beating his previous record of “immediately after i arrived home from the airport”

welcome to the 3rd seasonal “my sisters boyfriend really kindly asks me about my transition for 15 minutes while my sister, who has never once broached the topic with me on her own, sits there in silence”

it’s not like there’s a tool you need to go out and get

i think my friends little sister believes me to be FTMTF. whcih im honestly quite content letting slide

there’s really no reason for the restroom at a lowe’s to be out of order. surely one of you knows how to fix it

BANANAS

DEC 19-21

ONLY AT THE RAT

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

less video games should have cutscenes and even fewer should be fully voice acted

ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.

we are inventing all new kinds of toxic yuri in PLANET OF THE MICRO OPERAS, opening next week at The Tank!

ticket link in quote; use code ZAIUS for $5 off bsky special

can’t have shit in philly

one time in a fight someone told me they would “never unintentionally hurt” me and i had to abruptly stop the argument to discuss how that couldn’t possibly be true. it’s literally the last conversation we ever had

it feels wrong that andre gregory has an instagram account. who’s making him do that

i’d cut open the crotch add a panel through; getting the third image to sell effectively is going to be far more work than just making them real shorts

i’ve learned a lot about charlie kirk in the last day or so. and the big thing that i’ve learned is that more than anything else he kind of looks like rob mcelhenny

i know this conspiracy theory isn’t huge right now but they (announced? released?) a new iphone like yesterday and immediately my phone has stopped working

i think that if hell is just one particular activity over and over then the activity is probably picking your parents up from newark airport

i think earliest transwoman i knew about might be the “stand clear of the closing doors” woman but the more i think about that it simply can’t be true

i don’t know anyone who wouldn’t have quit the band after they put Dig It on the album over All Things Must Pass

i don’t think they should do a big nostalgic finale send off i honestly think they should just stop making episodes one day. like the last episode is just a regular episode of the simpsons

my dinner with andre but it’s tim robinson and conner omalley

it was this btw

just had an awesome idea for a puppet

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