Mr. Opportunity

Like for everybody who fears that they’re going to station ICE agents at every polling place, we need to understand what that means. Not that they won’t try to fuck with elections, but this country is really fucking big and they don’t have the capacity to do this even under generous assumptions.

I think it can work. If Wawa, Sheetz, and QuikTrip can do it, why can’t they?

This show “Fabulous Life” also had specials where they’d compare two celebrities head to head over whose lifestyle was more lavish.

I watched one circa 2005 that compared Trump and Diddy, ranking who had better hair, better blingage, better catchphrase, etc. I can’t find it anywhere online.

I hate to break it to you, but this is was over Twitter yesterday as well.

My guess is a combination of the black population + tariffs hitting manufacturing for car parts and tires (Volvo, BMW, Michelin, and Continental Tire have big plants there)

What’s going on in South Carolina?

“The Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad has fascist undertones”

Ads in 1990: “Hold my beer”

The behind the scenes lore for that is in the original series the phone pole was a compositional nightmare because it was a big vertical element bisecting the back yard and they were constantly trying to cheat its placement, so Wes specifically requested a sendoff for it haha

You ever see something that unlocks a part of your brain you haven’t thought of in 20 years?

Oh my god they’re actually doing it

YouTube video by Microsoft Sam Cursed 90s Commercials

Enjoy

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But the Democrats sent too many fundraising emails - electing an authoritarian was the lesser of two evils!

I had a feeling it would be something along the lines of this.

“Best Day of My Life” by American Authors.

Was this song massively overplayed in the 90s? I hear this often as a “worst song ever” nomination and I guess it’s not great but it doesn’t sound *that* bad to me.

What would you do if I posted a screenshot from the other app of AI art with no alt text?

I’m not even a fan of AI, I’m just mocking all you scolding dorks

I commented like 3 times lmao

The comments to this thread are a perfect example of why this app has no juice

This is why Bluesky has no juice

Or what?

Typical B*sky response

Are you living in 2017?

The abundance mindset involves doing things that improve material conditions for people, which in turn makes them feel more secure and less likely to embrace fascism.

That would be true if the beltway media wasn’t so cozied up to Trump

The backlash to the idea of abundance is all about aesthetics. They’re mad that it’s a book written by nerdy bald white guys with glasses, and not by someone with a septum piercing.

And I thought Bruce Springsteen was a local magician (there was another guy named Bruce who was a staple at Monmouth County birthday parties 25 years ago)

To be fair (someone who grew up in NJ) I wouldn’t have known who Bon Jovi was had he not released his huge hit “It’s My Life” when I was 7.

I’m glad people are finally coming around to realizing that these two clowns are useful tools for Republicans. Ken Klippenstein too.

He was the original Jon Stewart back in 2000 when he called Bush and Gore “Gush and Bore”