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Dear Daily Darkforces,

Can you please stop bullying us now?

Yours always,
The Labour Party

17.11.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps people then had had enough by way of high-explosives and not enough by way of sex, on-board or off.

17.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little things like this are what makes Gazza a champion. Not the celeb nonsense.

17.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly for this HMG, the ReformUK cap fits.

We're back to "ReformUK are right! Aren't they awful? Don't vote for them."

17.11.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dan Snow uses it! 50% of a group were killed and he says they were 'decimated'.

I don't care how most people use the English language 'cos t plenty of worse things to moan about and basically wgas, but Dan Snow saying 'decimate' - oh no! Dan! You've let yourself down and you've let history down.

17.11.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CROCODILE: Look at my tears! I've changed! Trust me!

16.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Problem here is that if there's nothing in the files damaging to Trump, it'll do two terrible things:

1. Validate his hoax claims.
2. Bind MTG and MAGA to him stronger than ever.

He might come out of this stronger than before.

16.11.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if she had inside info on what Trump did and is trying to normalise it in advance of any release.

16.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Violent rioters" = people in frog costumes.

15.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think everyone who happily lived in Trump's pockets is likely to be irradiated and unelectable - including Vance. They'll be tripping over eachother to create distance from Trump, and fail.

MTG is setting herself up to be one one of the remaining cockroaches in the forthcoming GOP wasteland.

15.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Β£3B per week, compared to the Β£350Mpw lie on a bus. Farage and the other liars should pay a 'liars tax' to help make up the difference.

15.11.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are a team in transition. They appear to be a steady, mid-table team (albeit top 5 rn) with potential to be a top 6 or even a CL-qualifying team.

That's a Levy team. Some people are clearly happy with a Levy team. I'm not. I want flair AND trophies. Frank is probably not the guy to do that.

14.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's it! That's the real Levy brief! He didn't give a shit about winning anything - just qualifying for CL, with the nice earnings boost that brings. Everything he said about wanting to win the Prem and CL was fake. When he claimed he wanted to take Spurs to 'the very top', he meant top 4.

14.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am firmly of the belief that the only "OR" in Levy's brief was "qualify for CL OR get sacked". Automatic Q doesn't count!

14.11.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two problems:

1. Blackshirt newsmedia will fill any absence of info with speculation about how Labour are going to ruin everything.

2. Blackshirt newsmedia will react to any info/briefiing with speculation about how Labour are going to ruin everything.

Tories/Reform don't have this problem.

14.11.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even their kite-flying ends up working against them. Don't fly kites in bad weather!

14.11.2025 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've maintained this idea for years, and think it should be adopted by LibDems or Greens. It'd make the roads safer, drivers wiser and give a big boost to the licence prep bit of the economy.

There's no downside other than a bit of inconvenience and cost.

14.11.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOGE is no doubt doing it's best to prevent this wastage.

13.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the Attlee/Keynes/Beveridge bit. Imagine surviving that war and then imposing Austerity?

13.11.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Long overdue a Brillo moment.

@andrewhunterm.bsky.social

13.11.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hahahaha! One for Private Eye!

13.11.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's excellent. I've wonder if the BBC could make no response and ignore Trump, but he'd probably attack BBC Worldwide.

The BBC's problem now is that the UK blackshirt newsmedia will now hound them to apologise, compensate and settle. Having complied, they will then attack the BBC for complying.

12.11.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ingredients would still need cleaning and de-bugging, following appropriate food safety standards, so vege meals are no guarantee of safety either!

People getting Listeria from pre-packed salads pops up in the news now and then.

12.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing trade wars is the new winning trade wars (bigly).

12.11.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The David Kelly / Andrew Gilligan business.

12.11.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can elect a HMG that changes the BBC. You can't make any difference to The Times or any of the usual blackshirt newsmedia.

This incident is a gift to Labour, in that a Reform/Tory supporter has quit. If only they could winkle out more, then do something to protect the BBC from undue influence.

12.11.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly thought that the Tories could not be surpassed in their ability to shoot at their own feet.

What a feeble, self-hating government we now have.

12.11.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lowest end of that scale, that's Β£3.2B per week we've lost in order to 'save' Β£350m per week.

Ask any potential Reform voter if they'd rather have Β£3.2Bpw or Β£350Mpw, and to answer with a straight face.

Brexit was sold as an economic benefit for everyone. Now they've only got racism to offer.

12.11.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.11.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If accurate, thats Β£5Bpw. Β£5B compared to Β£350M we "saved" by not being in the EU. Farage and Reform cannot be put in charge of the economy.

11.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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