Jonathan Wojcik

Crustaceous Rex! #kaiju #godzilla #seamonster

I have a large version of this art somewhere from a cardboard display stand. My favorite part is the artist's decision that the slug and snail should be looking directly at you

Yeah that's how I also talk. Things that sound to other people like references to something, but my thoughts just conjured some names and phrases that felt right is all. Felt right to a timeline that COULD be.

Halloween 2025: LOOK OUTSIDE!

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Halloween on bogleech.com began just the other day, interviewing the creator of "LOOK OUTSIDE!"

YouTube video by EnderSkore C4nc3r (Vs. Final Jayslob) - Awful Hospital Fan UST

I know I teased that Balmer theme a while ago, but I'm going to try redoing that eventually. So, instead, have a theme for the Final Jayslob!

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#awfulhospital #vgm #fanmusic #webcomic

Didnt get the chance to comment on how amazing these all are and fit perfectly and are catchy great tunes in themselves (like I'd download them regardless of their theme and concept!)

Freshwater sponge from dalton point the other day. Don't worry! She was only contained for the photo and immediately released

Absolute no one in the world needs ai to be creative. No one. If you're capable of prompting an ai then you have ideas of your own.

A giant flying disembodied head with burnt flesh and stringy hair staring menacingly at the viewer, its gigantic body towering far away up on a rounded hill beside a dark forest. More giants loom in the distance.

#throwbackthursday Bla bla throwback thursday bla bla have some old art. Basically went "what if dullahans were giants and also fucked up looking like some old yokai legends?" I blame Junji Ito & Bogleech. #artiguess #digitalpainting #lgbtqartists #horrorart #dullahan #monsterart #fuckmastercard

"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have." I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame? I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.

“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?” Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”

“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.” I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…” Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.” His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying. “No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. “It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

This is a fantastic critter, but I'm also interested in that story about the ugliest man in England.

Same thing happened with the Iraq War! So many savvy Responsible Adults later admitted it was a huge tragic mistake, but that somehow they were still right for supporting it when they did. Who did they still think WAS wrong, though? Those dumb filthy hippies who opposed it too early!

Spoiling the plot of your next book I see

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Harvey charms now in the Ko-Fi store! ko-fi.com/s/fbc3796401

Humans-B-Gone! Livestream: Sophodra Time! Time to animate Sophodra! Join me for the trials and the tribulations of using the new systems.As before, I'll be using the 3D modeling software Blender for ...

Stream at 2pm PDT on Sunday (tomorrow)! youtube.com/live/MFXN_iX...

He releases them to public domain anyway!

Shut up dude

So just to be clear - the “protect the kids” party is now shutting the government down to protect sexual predators? Do we have this right?

who's your favorite character from Look Outside and why is it rat child

It's transported to a parallel universe where it emerges from matter excreter lad, who lives a life of unimaginable but very funny suffering.

“The giant vampire frog’s bile-green body is covered with mucous & 2 transluscent membranes of slimy tissue connect its fore & rear limbs, enabling it to glide. Its forelims are fingered with small claws & it possesses two large front teeth - sharp as needles.”

Alan Fomorin, Dragon Magazine #50

some days

YouTube video by EnderSkore Abyssal Encounter (Vs. Abyssal Enemy) - Awful Hospital Fan UST

New video up now! More Awful Hospital fan music.
Whatever I do next, probably won't be a battle theme.

Art and Music by yours truly.
Title and Source by @bogleech.bsky.social

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Wasnt a gi joe kid*

*The psyop should always work, too

I waant a gi joe kid but I know this one and that his bio says his name is specifically a psyop so enemies don't expect him to be a flamethrower guy.

Gail make ice cream soldier the main character

Two cartoon praying mantises. One is a baby, the other an adult female with a sultry gaze. The baby is waving, while the adult rests her head on her claws. Below, it says "pins in shop!"

Check the Ko-Fi shop! tinyurl.com/sophpins

Eensy little rove beetles
#bug #insect #beetle #macro

A grey, robotic thin character with a moon shaped head and a crazed expression with spikes and blades on him. He can transform into various things as moves for example a train that extends from his body. He could throw shuriken and stuff also

I was playing Guilty Gear Plus R or something in a dream and I was playing this character