*baker street*

My application for Galt's Gulch was rejected, but I did get into Hidden Valley Ranch.

The SubGenius is free to make shit up, and encouraged to do so, but that made up shit has some element of earned truth to it. Thelema has no truth, just Episcopalianism with discredited Egyptology and saggy ass tits.

What “Bob” proclaimed, however, is EXACTLY what Aunt Alice was initially trying to accomplish. However, she ran out of Infinite Daddy Money, and was forced to breed a cult to pay the billz.

What happens is Thelemites forget that the POINT of the exercise is to build a belief system that is simultaneously true AND unique to the individual. They currently do neither. They rigidly adhere to a self-contradicting mythology that they bicker constantly about the meaning of.

“So… Andrew, is it?”

“Andrew Windsor.”

“Your resume has a sixty year gap on it.”

“I was ill.”

“Ok… where do you see yourself in five years?”

“King of this McDonald’s.”

“Uh….”

“I used to live in Scotland, they eat whatever you sell there.”

Never forget: Larry King's Large Adult Sons

@arbitorian.bsky.social is the easiest Warhammer 40k commentator on the eyes, and he puts up with a lot of shit to take the hobby back from the Ghouls.

All is forgiven if he does.

Tell Xi we've got his back if he's got ours.

YOU'VE FINISHED THE END OF YOUR FEED

*logs out*

*never returns*

*disappears into the night; people say I can still be heard shitposting whenever the moon is full and the fog arises on the moors*

*duh dwee dee duddle dweedle deeeeeeeeeeee, duh dwee dee duddle dooooooooooooooooo...*

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Three triads, you say?

It’s also not how people in the 19th century would’ve read it. They waited on docks in NYC for the latest chapters to arrive, it could be months until you could get the next one. We used to have literary magazines, we don‘t now.

Herschel Gordon Lewis’ Sleepless In Seattle

Any returning Christ who cares more about tax cuts and nuclear bombs and the purity of genetics is a false Christ. This warning is dire.

Isn't Andy Capp THE ORIGINAL Drunken Master?

Robert Webb workin' on a new banger.

My cat’s freakish feet.

Unexpected surprise of a cocktail: apple cider and coconut rum.

Don't forget this year's GHULE LOG playlist is ready to go! One hour of Halloweeny joy...

drive.google.com/file/d/1RDW5...

"Any time not spent on (whatever my most cherished concern is) is TOO MUCH."

Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

we used to have proper movies

Why is "Randy" the default sheriff name?

THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

The Auteur Theory applies to Charles Band and don't you forget it.

How many times was it used as a sex dungeon accoutrement?

Time travel is not a sin according to the Catechism of the Catholic Church.