Dr. Scott Crotum (Kwisatz Habbersett) @tdickyb

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Jensen Huang is moving in with his AI girlfriend

13.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

US dude with venom helmet? Hell yeah brother.

13.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nick Castellanos

Avengers Doomsday May 2026

Nick Castellanos will NOT be returning for Avengers Doomsday

12.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gossipy little bitches running to the New York Times to talk about a guy's kid and complain about his taste in music...

12.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

One of us

12.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

jt miller gets an assist and latvia's coach goes "something wrong had to have happened there" and credit to him he's right

12.02.2026 20:25 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Tale as old as time

12.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will spend all of this season finding a way to get him to say it on the broadcast

12.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It probably happened at the plate. Ump had cold ones stored in his pockets. What happened to the sport I love.

12.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe Olympic hockey should just skip to the medal round

12.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look me in the eyes and tell me with a straight face that John Kruk wasn’t slamming 30 racks every god damn night in the dugout.

12.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

“Oh Topper, can’t you please bench Nick? He slugs cold ones and his dicks too big. We can’t out-looksmaxx him.”

12.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry Nick didn’t want to do blood leeching team building event

12.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They cut him because he fucks and it scares the rest of the weird raw milk drinkers

12.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cracking open a presidente on my 3:30 conference call and pissing all over the floor in honor of my guy, Nicky C

12.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.

12.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 158 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 1

Man, I love him even more now? Fuck.

12.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we're all thinking it, right

12.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 187 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 0

goodbye nick, the most adhd outfielder we’ve had since shanf will always have a special place in my heart!

12.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

VR, NFTs, AI, Moon Economy. Surely this one will hit.

12.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Luge Gold Medalist Probably Main Luge Guy Now

12.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 602 🔁 33 💬 8 📌 6

Well I guess we’ll just have to let the pedophile ruling class continue to kill us and destroy everything.

12.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You useless turd

12.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They teach us this at an early age in video games. Give us a little timer at the top and some text that say RUN! to really drive it home. Rookie stuff here.

12.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you idiots, we've all played goldeneye and hitman and so forth

12.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 266 🔁 21 💬 15 📌 2

Keys, Spare Change Fly Out Of Luge Athlete’s Pocket On First Turn

12.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 1318 🔁 122 💬 16 📌 5

Yeah wondering how that guy ended up.

12.02.2026 15:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

12.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 754 🔁 119 💬 11 📌 0

Just happy to be here

12.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s true. I shouldn’t besmirched his good name like that.

12.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Farm Girl • Bi Disaster • Hobbies include: Photography, Makeup, Fashion, Gaming, Archery, Woodworking, Finding New Hobbies.

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Michigan Wolverines, Philly Union and some Eagles. Doing what I can to bring Sports Twitter over here. Higher Ed admin and prof IRL

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Ben Novack
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South Philadelphian, tech-skeptical tech worker, involuntary cider enthusiast, occasional woodworker. Descended from refugees. Never interested in zero-sum.

Sweetbabette
@sweetbabette

Jersey girl. Phillies fan. A few killer notes and no bullshit. Authentic profane Jersey vocabulary. Looking for the balance between youse and y'all. Tweet like no one’s following #LatchKeyKid #NOLATwitter #NOLAsky 📍Black Pearl, New Orleans

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Jerry Chen
@jcsalterego

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Former FBI Deputy Director “Big Nick” Lutsko
@nicklutsko

star of snl / grimlin 3: dawn of desmond / shrek 5 / rightful owner of muppet ip / singer as well

Gina Mizell
@ginamizell

Sixers beat reporter for The Philadelphia Inquirer | Arizona State alum | Probably at a game, on a plane or at the theater.

malcoholic
@lepetitereboot

wrap me in some plastic and turn me loose. philadelphia

John Magee
@eugenebwhitaker

I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.

da da™️ drew
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your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot. He/him they gon judge me anyway, so whatever do what you can

ceej
@ceej.online

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DT-WxRisk
@wxrisk

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Musicology Duck
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Rachel Cohen
@cohen489

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@chrislhayes

Bronx boy. Cubs fan. Dad, husband, writer, podcaster and cable news host. The Sirens’ Call: How Attention Became the World’s Most Endangered Resource out now. https://sirenscallbook.com/