Dr. Scott Crotum

Begging Ashlyn to break my femurs

Please don’t post pictures from these rallies with people’s faces in them.

Just go away

Big Dumper pinches another one off!

Brothers gotta hit the sewerslide

Sounds more like a comprehension issue

Huh I wonder why nobody gives a fuck about what legacy media has to say anymore

As is Parisian tradition, I will make love with every man and woman in Lumiose city

I do have two sub 3y/o’s but that’s a great suggestion. Gonna go look now. Appreciate you!

Yes to both. It’s good news, just hard to really appreciate with *gestures broadly*

Got a promotion today and I gotta say, it all feels a little pointless right now.

Pennsylvanians please don’t click this video unless you’re on birth control

The guy unbuttoning his shirt mid-chase.

Pulling all of the toilet paper out of his pants as soon as he got back to the office.

Every single joke lands. So good.

I don’t know how The Chair Company got made but the world is better off for it.

You gave me that paper too hard

It’s a inside wheelbarrow

MarJawn

Is that good

That’s a hell of a sentence

Every time Sirianni earns a little bit of autonomy everything instantly goes to shit. Something to think about.

Spent a month in this dysfunctional ass locker room and gave up ball for life.

Trying to end multiple wars for the sake of cancelling out “pedophile” on your spiritual balance sheet is quite the bit.

I’m finding out that I’m missing out

You’d never see me again

god i hope john smoltz is in the epstein files

I think the answer could be…long hots?

Ok that sounds incredible

I’ve never tried it but you can bet I’m making it tomorrow