Josh Seybert

Wallace Shawn in Princess Bride.

“It’s just a distraction!”

Let’s GOOOO listen to this good episode.

Chewing food is a time-wasting act that disrespects the food’s natural textures and structural integrity.

Had a dream last night that the Sesame Street cast had enough of Oscar’s bullshit so they shot him and his trash can out of a cannon, but they didn’t think it through ahead of time and Oscar crashed through the twin towers and caused 9/11.

Sorry I won’t be going to your party, I have a strong case of LOMO.

This is the coolest idea for a horror movie I’ve heard in a while.

The C in C3PO stands for clanker

Shouldn’t Cosby be dead now?

Same but with Teller

Well, I guess the game is over, as the old saying goes.

It’s very real!

The Kid is hanging with his besties and one of them just said “Um…what are you talking about? It’s called Bohemian Rap City.”

This whole channel is amazing! Thank you for sharing this.

Your bud is styling in her Victorian ruffle collar. Wishing good health for her!

Anyone who has a microscope like that is doing cool shit.

You see this, quote with a title screen that’s iconic to you.

Wait! Stop running!

Trump names himself chair of L.A. Olympics task force, sees role for military during Games Trump's news conference may prompt questions about whether a president with a penchant for showmanship might assume an unusually active role in planning the Olympics.

I want everyone to know, because of this and this only, I will not be competing in the upcoming Olympics.

Nice! I’ll check it out. Thanks!

Is that A Tale for the Time Being?

🙏Be the staph infection you want to see in the world, trash! 🙏

Congrats on the launch! I smashed the subscribe button and now me phone is very cracked indeed!

Zach & Tavie's Marvelous Adventure Film Reviews Podcast · Updated Biweekly · Join Zach Woliner, a seasoned Marvel fan/expert, and Tavie Phillips, a relative newcomer to all things Marvel, as they take a journey through the Marvel Cinem...

EXCELSIOR! Episode one of “Zach and Tavie’s Marvelous Adventure” is live! Join us as we discuss 2008’s “Iron Man”. We learn some important facts, such as “Tavie can’t answer trivia questions about a movie a month after watching it” and “Bald + Goatees = villain”. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/z...

My sis is making cool ghost art this month and if you don’t follow I will haunt you.

Spell check is peak Umm Actually energy.

I’m listening…

I accidentally made a date with my wife at the same night and at the same restaurant as my dinner meeting with my boss about the big promotion and I don’t know what to do!

Releasing my colonoscopy video and titling it The Ring.

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