Josh Seybert

Ok. I didn’t realize it was so long. I did a little bit of searching. It’s not super scary, plot wise , but it there is a lot of gross body horror stuff, so if that isn’t your thing, you can skip.

I will watch and let you know!

Hahaha I’m obviously a die-hard fan. Thanks for the laughs, at any rate.

Congrats on 25 years, by the way.

if you know anyone in Tennessee, tell them tha this is an EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ELECTION

Winning this seat will guarantee a vote to release the Epstein files.

Losing this seat will cancel out the majority that wants to release the Epstein files.

Mike Johnson will stall til Dec

Spread the word!

I demand a version of Grizzly Man where Yogi Bear is the narrator.

I looked it up and that’s exactly what it was. Smells like dead things, Mikey. Dead things.

A golden retriever standing very close to a TV, staring at a bear walking in a field.

Taken seconds before the Grizzly Man walks towards the camera, freaking out my dog enough that he leaps into my arms and emitted this odor I can only describe as “bottom of a fishing boat”.

Tfw you just want to buy some Burts Bees.

Boy, the dentist sure doesn't know what to do when I take my shoes and socks off in the chair.

Anyone who questions if audio books are legitimate reading needs to watch an Evil Dead movie.

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Thinking about becoming a guy who says “ain’t that something?”

Ya gotta spend money to lose money!!!

Shot of a computer monitor. On the screen is the Ghostbusters logo with text that reads Teddy Roosevelt owned and could walk on stilts.

Good morning.

A red fire hose.

What all restaurants use to put condiments on sandwiches.

It's the Photo of the new sign outside of the Oval Office. It reads "The Oval Office not a bathroom, Mr. Presidennt". I don't know if this is real, or if some dude changed it with his Photoshop skills, which are considerable.

People are making fun of the new sign, but it's serving a valuable purpose.

From the top rope

YouTube video by Burl Ives - Topic Fooba Wooba John

Oh I’m aware.

oh sick. every burl ives song is a diss track did you know that

A young Burl Ives standing next to the water. He is shirtless, wearing pants. He plays an acoustic guitar while smoking a pipe. He looks happier than everyone.

It’s just this cool picture of Burl Ives.

*slides Fun the dossier*

A wet duck only flies at midnight.

After hearing all the fuss about it last month, I’m thinking about trying candy.

(I stop and see bowl of candy corn, shaking my head)

“Candy corn? Gross”

(eating one piece)

“Why does anyone like this stuff anyway?”

(munching a small hand full)

“I mean, don’t people know chocolate exists?”

(mouth crammed with candy corn, cheeks bulging, so much drool)

“Eww Disfgufting”

It's the Photo of the new sign outside of the Oval Office. It reads "The Oval Office not a bathroom, Mr. Presidennt". I don't know if this is real, or if some dude changed it with his Photoshop skills, which are considerable.

People are making fun of the new sign, but it's serving a valuable purpose.

My 15-year-old little dog. He is staring at me and not moving.

Sometimes I don’t see a dog. Instead I see a progress bar slowly loading.

This was a fun voting experience because you had to do it for each judge so instead of saying “YES!”, you got to say “YESYESFUCKYES!”.

Huh…feeling good about stuff…neat.