Dante

616, if anyone was curious.

s/o Las Vegas Aces PR, who include in their key stats after games (last night no different) how many anti-LGBTQ+ bills are being tracked by the ACLU right now.

Real talk. Here is what set a series of events into motion that led to the #mariners ALDS victory. 🤣🔱

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Kevin Clark: The Mariners have literally never played a normal game.

ALDS winner-take-all games to go extra innings:

2025 Tigers at Mariners
1995 Yankees at Mariners

That was the first postseason series in history to end on a walkoff error.

What a crushing way for any team to end a season.

Bill Buckner might come to mind, but that was only Game 6.

I’m so tired of old white men!!!!!

Bro, this nigga Diddy always start talking on EVERY FUCKING SONG when you least expect it. Like why are you even on here?!

Every time I'm listening to Damaged, I switch the moment his dumb ass monologue starts

'Very difficult situation': Kristi Noem whines locals not letting ICE agents use restrooms Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem complained that her agents were not being permitted to use restrooms in Chicago because of opposition from residents.During a Sunday interview on ...

The third amendment is about to get very relevant.

this is how you slide the buttfumble down your obit

Also notable: Angel said former Sky coach Teresa Weatherspoon was her “backbone” this season.

Added that they watched film after every game.

Yop!!! If yall stop buying the tix, they gotta lower the prices.

From the udub community on Reddit: Nazi interrupts Psych 210, receives predictable response Explore this post and more from the udub community

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> Class didn’t appreciate it.

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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

hangman vs samoa joe’s sturdy ass for the world championship at aew wrestledream

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Fun scoring quirk just happened.

Officially, Alex Vesia just struck out Will Benson even though Vesia never threw a pitch to Benson.

Setup for Hangman/Joe is not as funny as this but pretty much just as simple

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Tyronn Lue said that these shorts are a JVG production 👁️

One of my first experiences covering Cathy Engelbert as WNBA commissioner was when she named gun violence as the main reason why the league refused to open up a Chance the Rapper concert to the public during All-Star weekend in Chicago. Didn’t get much buzz at the time but always stuck with me.

Salaries aren't the only issues WNBA players carry into CBA negotiations Someone isn't very happy with Cathy Engelbert. Well, a lot of people don't really like her for various reasons, but one of the many people had a microphone.

I was allowed to write about the Napheesa Collier presser. If for no other reason, I wanted to make sure her statements were held somewhere other than social media posts and screenshots of notes apps.

Also, I got to call Cathy Engelbert the worst kind of furry.

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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

A black and white photo of a baseball game, you can see that it is mid pitch with a pirate at bat

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Guardians 9, Rangers 8: With Detroit losing nearly an hour earlier the Guardians had already clinched the AL Central. But winning this game like they did – with a four-run tenth inning rally capped off by a walkoff three-run homer from Brayan Rocchio – bolstered a theory of mine: that the Guardians are possessed of more Devil Magic that any team since the La Russa-era Cardinals. They had a massive comeback here. They clinched their playoff spot on Saturday night on a walkoff hit-by-pitch. They beat Detroit with 57 dinks-and-doinks last week, with the rally being kicked off by their own dude getting hit in the damn face with a hundred mile-per-hour heater. And, of course, they came back and won the AL Central from 15.5 games down despite ending the season with a negative run differential. There is nothing natural about any of this. And they don't friggin' care, man. That's the most unsettling part. The Cleveland Guardians can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. I don't actually think that means they're World Series favorites or anything, but it does mean that we toy with them at our peril. If they eventually get knocked out of the playoffs it's probably because they just get beat, but it's also possible it will be because they accidentally ran their car over the entire opposing team and were deemed to have forfeited. And now they get the Tigers again after playing them six times in the last two weeks, winning five of those contests in no small part because Detroit seemed utterly spooked and intimidated. It's almost cruel.

Draft of the recap for the Guardians game in tomorrow's newsletter.

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In addition to on-field use, the gold “Sacramento” jersey will anchor special theme nights and community initiatives throughout the year, including Sacramento Saturdays. To kick off the celebration, all fans attending the April 4, 2026 game against the Houston Astros will receive a replica jersey. Merchandise featuring the new design will be available in the A’s team store and online during the 2026 season. Community Tie-Ins: The uniform will serve as the centerpiece of Sacramento Saturdays, a series of fan-focused promotions and community appreciation nights. Design Inspiration: The jersey blends the Athletics’ historic gold with a bold “SACRAMENTO” wordmark to honor the team’s interim home. Concept Artwork: The Club has released artwork renderings of the design today. Official photography will be shared closer to the 2026 season. On-Field Debut: The gold “Sacramento” jersey will be worn during the 2026 season, starting with Opening Weekend. Fan Giveaway: April 4, 2026 vs. Houston Astros: all fans in attendance will receive a replica “Sacramento” jersey. Merchandise: Jerseys and related apparel will be available in the A’s Team Store and online during the 2026 season.

and yet they are still just the Athletics

A’s Unveil Gold “Sacramento” Jersey for 2026 Season WEST SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Beginning next season, the A’s will take the field in a bold new look: a gold alternate jersey featuring “SACRAMENTO” across the chest. Inspired by popular demand, the design pays tribute to the Club’s interim home in the Capital Region and offers a modern take on the Athletics’ iconic gold. The jersey will be worn throughout the 2026 season and will be available for fans to purchase in the team store and online as part of the official A’s apparel lineup. “Sacramento has welcomed the Athletics with incredible passion and support. The new ‘SACRAMENTO’ jersey is our way of recognizing that support and saying thank you to the fans, businesses, and community leaders who helped bring Major League Baseball to town,” said A’s President Marc Badain. “It’s been an unforgettable first season in West Sacramento, and this uniform is another way to celebrate the passion we’ve already felt throughout the community.”

Tyler Soderstrom modeling a gold Sacramento jersey with the letters in green

lol. lmao even.